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This crop circle resembles the FSM

Published August 12th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

 

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[From http://www.slate.com/slideshow/arts/crop-circle-art?GT1=38001#slide_3]

What does this mean? This is VERY clearly the FSM.

-Liam



18 Responses to “This crop circle resembles the FSM”

  1. chicken bag says:

    FSM works in mysterious ways.

  2. Rotini Mama says:

    I think our Lord the FSM is displeased with the farmer! Why else would he smite the wheat field with an image that rendered thousands of dollars worth of crop unharvestable and worthless?

  3. Mike wenham says:

    Is the field wheat? Spaghetti is made from wheat. This is a very clear message. I will leave the learned theologians to explain the divine message.

  4. anonymous says:

    FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE!!!!
    Do you actually believe this…this lie.
    Blasphemy- and also a butterfly!!!!
    look with the two eyes you were given by God. Please people. Spaghetti was invented in China ages ago.Think!
    None Of This Makes Sense!!!!!

    • Omnipotent Zombie says:

      anonymous, I call Blasphemy on you.
      Why do you not believe in the truth?
      It’s obviously the work of the FSM; so use the eyes given to you by his noodlyness and believe.
      spaghetti was never invented, for the FSM has always been.
      It makes ton of sense to me!!!

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Religion is never about SENSE. It’s always what you want to believe, anonymous.

    • Bluebear says:

      FSM invented China

      • TiltedHorizon says:

        Makes sense to me

    • Cap'n Tortellini says:

      Noodles were created by the ancient Chinese pirates in order to honor His Noodliness. (You haven’t heard of them because they refused to be interviewed for ancient Chinese talk shows.)

  5. Elipsom says:

    Its apparent that his noodlyness has touched aliens that were passing by and they offered a portrait of the holy one for a safe journey home. Further proof that people not of this world also believe in him.

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