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Is this the FSM in an ancient cave painting?

Published August 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

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On my last vacation on Corsica, I managed to take a photo of an ancient cave painting.

The tour guide told us the paintings are dated back to 22.000 – 23.000 BC.
Let this be a sign to all who doubt the existence of the noodly one,
depicted here giving blessing to humans, deer and what seem to be flying penguins.

And let those who dare call this photoshopped see the errors of their minds and eat more pasta.

Arrrr,
Torsten

As is the custom with significant religious discoveries, I suggest we all have faith in the legitimacy of this painting now, before there is evidence to form a reasoned opinion (and after, in the case of contrary evidence shedding doubt.)  I Believe.



50 Responses to “Is this the FSM in an ancient cave painting?”

  1. Alexandr says:

    This is another proof!

    Join our church: http://www.facebook.com/FSM.RUS

    • Turhfh says:

      If this is real this goes agianst what the about letter said about we were invented 1000 year ago or this not real photo shopped or painted

      • Rev. wulff says:

        No, the about letter specifically states that any evidence to the existence of FSM that seems contradictory was deliberately planted by His Noodliness.

  2. Rev Vonloon from Our Lady of Angel Hair says:

    Yes of couse this has been photo shopped!!,by the great Noodley one its self.The great one simply photo(rock)shopped itself onto the wall for its grand purpose. 60 years ago an explorer by the name of Alfred Adobe came upon a strange painting and quickly took a photo before the cave gave way sealing it forever Fast forward 39 years and we now find Alfreds grandson is now in possession of this strange photo. Bennit Adobe was genius with mathematics and graphics,he studied and pondered on the photo all thru his days of education.Then one day while creating and tweaking his a simple photo retouching program,the photo transformed to the GreatOne,it stretched out one of its appendages to touch Bennetts forehead. At that moment the greatest tool for all living kind,(that was if they had human hands and worked with computers) was etched into Bennetts brain. He now was given the secret, as to how the painting was done, it was done with layers of images.The Noodley One showed Bennett that it occupies no space nor time and that every meatball and noodle is capable of being in all dimensions at once. Bennetts mind expanded ten times and that night he created Photo Shop 1.0 just as the Great One had planned those eons ago.

  3. Jean says:

    I’m a French pastafarian, and i believe.
    One word : Évidence !

  4. Mr Im smarter than you. says:

    Wait. I thought your joke of a religion said that Mr spaghetti was invisible. Obviously you don’t know what you are talking about.

    • Rev. wulff says:

      I’m sure “Mr Im trollier than you.” won’t stick around to read this response, but I’ll post it anyway. Being an all powerful being, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is of course, and unlike some other gods I can name, capable of making himself visible to a chosen few. As for Mr spaghetti, while that started off as an unfortunate accident during one of His Noodliness’s drunken binges, the results were funny enough that He’s decided to keep him that way, at least for now. Hope this clears up your confusion.

      • Atsap Revol says:

        Rev. Wulff, congratulations on your ordination! I trust that you will wear the formal attire of the clergy when officiating at weddings and offering benedictions and blessings.

        Ramen,
        AR

      • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

        I would like to join Atsap in congratulating you on your ordination Reverend wulff, may his sauce be with you always.

        The (other) Reverend

      • Rev. wulff says:

        Thank you, gentlemen. I have multiple sets of pirate gear, from casual to elegant, and keep an emergency eye-patch in the car so I’ll never be caught unprepared.

        Sauce be with you and Ramen.

  5. Alicia the Flying Gaga Monster says:

    Ah, the Spaghetti works in strange ways. RAmen!

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  7. dfgbagdzgbzfgbs says:

    The flying spagetthi Monster is a pack of MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!!! you guys are all motheruckers with no life whatsoever!!!!this makes no fucking sense, you are a bunch of morons, spagetthi doesnt fly, it dosent have eyes!! And you know were you can put his noodliness? Im MY FUCKING ASS MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! i just wanted to say fuck you all bunch of retards, if you really believe that then you have no purpose in life, you are straight up STUPID!!!!!!

    • Mike Ockhets says:

      Well i take it you must be one of these wheat intolerant people. There is no need for such language. Cheese be with you brother, I hear your struggle to accept the truth. Please try the gluten free stuff if your having real trouble. Acceptance of the source of all truth can be hard to swallow, when under cooked.

      But saying this, reading your statement again. lets me understand where your at. here is your statment that i will quote for you (” ? Im MY FUCKING ASS MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! “) well that says it all.

  8. dfgbagdzgbzfgbs says:

    The flying spagetthi Monster is a pack of MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!!! you guys are all motheruckers with no life whatsoever!!!!this makes no fucking sense, you are a bunch of morons, spagetthi doesnt fly, it dosent have eyes!! And you know were you can put his noodliness? Im MY FUCKING ASS MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! i just wanted to say fuck you all bunch of retards, if you really believe that then you have no purpose in life, you are straight up STUPID!!!!!!

    thank you all for reading my comment, you all cansuck my dick!!

    • SillyKiwiMan says:

      Did we just get collectively propositioned? It’s not every day I get people suggesting I put things in their arses.

      And people say that romance is dead!

    • wowI'mcool says:

      What? Are you insulting my religion? The FSM exists in our hearts! And I mean, if people think a person-shaped thing (the capital “G” God) created the universe, why not a spaghetti-shaped thing? And besides, all of the planets look like meatballs.
      Oh, and I believe you said it best when you said, “this makes no fucking sense.” Well, personally I believe Christianity “makes no fucking sense” but you shouldn’t say that about others’ religion. We can believe what we want, whether it is pirates or saints, gods or spaghetti, because people do not know how the Universe was created, and spaghetti is just as possible as god.

    • Rev. Linguine says:

      Congratulations with your purposeful life.

    • Rasputin says:

      Pastafarians are tolerant and rational. We don’t say, “You must believe in our deity or else we’ll murder you”. On that basis the FSM is superior to and more loving than other deities. I must decline your kind offer of allowing me to suck your genitals unless they have been boiled for 20 minutes, coated with butter and served on a plate with a garlic tomato sauce. If you are prepared to do this, please put the video on YouTube.

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