
I am a huge fan of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I also make natural lye soap, so of course I had to find a way to marry the two.
I have created these soaps – they smell like spaghetti sauce – oregano in tomato sauce. Since these are lye soaps, they don’t dry out so they also make excellent decorations. I have one watching over me at my desk at work.
-Christina














Sir! I would like to buy your soap.
Thank you, brando. You may purchase them through my etsy shop that you can get to through my website. They are $6 each and I will donate 50% of the profit back to the church.
Ramen!
The website is http://www.yourscentessentials.com I didn’t know if it would show from the title area or not.
Miss, I would also like to buy your soap!
Soap – so it’s true…
Cleanliness is next to Flying Spaghetti Monsterliness!
LOL!!! Good one!
Now his noodly appendage can touch you everyday and free us from the evils of dirt and grime.
I’ll drink to that! Arrrrrgh!
This is a “sign” from the FSM (praise be His Noodly Appendages) that He doesn’t want anyone soiling the Holy Beer Volcano or the Holy Stripper Factory.
But could you bring yourself to use it?
Think of it like this: You will rub yourself with His Noodliness and have Him allover you.
Sounds like the basis of a long shower to me.
R’Amen
Dear Sirs,
Noting your interest in theology and noting that perhaps the so called “hi ranking scientific journals ” would not publish your papers, I would like to present to you the:
Journal of Metaquantum Life Sciences.
We are know accepting papers.
Send to:
quantumwisard@gmail.com
Gratefull for all, may the juice be with y’a. Ramen.
John Peer
(Peer-reviewer at Journal of Metaquantum Life Sciences)
Christina, I love the soap, would you be willing to ship a couple of bars to the UK?
Sauced be with you.
The Reverend
Sorry Christina, just been on your site and found out you don’t ship to the UK. Sometimes it can be a real pain living in the third world.
The Reverend
United Kingdom
(a small insignificant cluster of islands of the coast of Europe)
I never expected anyone to have an interest internationally so I never researched what it would take to ship there. If you are still interested, I will figure it out.
I have researched it and I can ship to the UK for about $12 – you will be responsible for any additional taxes. I have added it to the listing, so you can execute the transaction there if you like.
Thanks!