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You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,

Mike



1,169 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. Blackbeard says:

    I just loled:
    “What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer? ”
    Wait and what do Christians do?
    Make money and f*** children… thats way better :P

  2. Krakalakin says:

    Your ill-considered vitriolic diatribe in support of religion reveals again one of the ugliest facets of organized religion….all of your morality and “commandments” go out the window when a new witch doctor rolls into town with some new ideas….when that happens anything goes in the defense of your favorite mass delusion, huh?….wouldn’t want the whole spiritual house of cards to come down because of some smart-ass with a better story, right? Congratulations on highlighting one of the most distasteful aspects of all religions….Tolerance is only for those who believe as you do….Everyone else should be persecuted or better yet killed….

  3. Spaghetti witness says:

    His noodly appendage shall arse violate god. cloudy with chance of meatballs is the prophecy for His noodly goodness ; the noodly rapture is coming 20/20/20.

  4. Van Aspie says:

    Obvious Troll is Obvious

    • iPwn says:

      Stale internet meme is stale.

  5. Chad says:

    “What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer? ” … now that’s an idea I can get behind …. better than putting my money in the collection plate so priest can use it as hush money for the boys they touch…….. so does this ship have a crew yet?

    • Anthony Soto says:

      One way ticket to Babylon please.

      • Dman96 says:

        I would be on that ship

  6. UnaBubba says:

    Johnny Depp (well, Cap’n Jack Sparrow) has a pirate ship and he made $35M for his last movie. It would be worth the investment, it seems.

  7. kayne says:

    you know with all this hate mail that comes in here i think there should be a love mail page just to balance things out a bit. mail that is filled with all the joy that his noodliness brings to us. And if cults such as the catholic church can own massive tracts of land all across the planet that could be used for something of actual worth like pirate ship dry docks then why cant we have one pirate ship? those crooks dont even pay tax on their trillions of dollars! Share the booty round a bit and help a pastafarian out. Once we have our ship we will be swimming too deep in beer and fine wenches to offend anyone! yarr!

  8. beardlywoodchop says:

    If he’s this upset with us pastafarians one can only imagine what happens when (if) he discovers mormonism.

    YARRRRRR HAPPY FRIDAY YA HEATHENS!

    RAmen.

    • Keith says:

      Well, he has already discovered moronism. It is only one letter short.

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