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You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,

Mike



1,354 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. kekka says:

    Ships, autocorrect

    • The Sauceror says:

      “Shits”– stupid autocorrect.

      • kekka says:

        Autocarrot gets me regularly, it can be random and embarrassingly hilarious although, it can be inappropriate. Like when it changed nachos to nazis. But humour, however it comes about, is the will of the FSM I guess so I continue with it…

        Kek

        • Fat Bastard says:

          Kekka, I regularly get Pasta Arian. It’s a cons-piracy!

        • The Sauceror says:

          I really like eating nazis, too.

          Oh, ship! Not a gong.

  2. James says:

    Thought you might be interested to know – Pirate ships do not need to cost millions.
    This one went for only $80,000
    http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/23/travel/man-builds-pirate-ship-craigslist/
    And this one, while not technically a pirate ship, is for sale right now and used to belong to the King of Spain.
    http://au.yachtworld.com/boats/1911/William-Fife-Tonino-2906643/Italy#.V1pgFvl97IU

    • Keith says:

      If it had belonged to King Philip II of Spain, it could well have been a pirate ship. Oh well, as it didn’t I suppose it could still be used as one.

      • Rasputin says:

        Thanks for the reference, James.

  3. kekka says:

    I just saw that there was a guy building a pirate ship…

    This gets more and more amazing…

    • The Sauceror says:

      The miracles keep adding up. It won’t be long before the whole world will see the noodly truth.

      • kekka says:

        Ramen!

        My

  4. Dakota says:

    I mean technically all religions are a “cult” because the word “cult” is a term that refers to a religion of some sort…. So yeah.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Further, Dakota, a theist needn’t be religious. I suspect that a religion may be defined as a ‘popular cult’, but, one must always refer to a dictionary. I suspect that a religion needs a supernatural component, whereas, a cult, does not.

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