You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,


1,405 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. Gnocchi St.Pudding says:

    Google: “Zulu Impi”

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:


      Be afraid be VERY afraid. If the Impi don’t get 4 Sweaties will!

  2. Fat Bastard says:

    The impies look cute; I stood them beside the garden gnomies.

  3. Barry Lawson says:

    I became a pastafarian without knowing about the pirate ship and strippers. The benefits of membership just keep getting better and better. Any chance of sex and drugs and rock and roll?

  4. Gnocchi St. Pudding says:

    Hello Barry, You are so WELCOME to our chat! We really enjoy having new voices to our conversation. A very good Pastamass to you, brother! Go well and may FSM bless you BigTime.

  5. Keith says:

    To echo Gnocchi’s post: welcome! I’m sure there is plenty of opportunity for that sort of thing in Pastafarian heaven and it’s all free!

  6. Rasputin says:

    Yeah welcome, Barry! Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. Wot’s not to like?

    • Patroller says:

      You for one thing, you fucking cunt.

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