You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,


1,407 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. Gnocchi St.Pudding says:

    Google: “Zulu Impi”

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:


      Be afraid be VERY afraid. If the Impi don’t get 4 Sweaties will!

  2. Fat Bastard says:

    The impies look cute; I stood them beside the garden gnomies.

  3. Barry Lawson says:

    I became a pastafarian without knowing about the pirate ship and strippers. The benefits of membership just keep getting better and better. Any chance of sex and drugs and rock and roll?

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:


      whilst sex and drugs and rock and roll are not obligatory they are considered holy.

      As in “holy shit did I really take all that coke?”

  4. Gnocchi St. Pudding says:

    Hello Barry, You are so WELCOME to our chat! We really enjoy having new voices to our conversation. A very good Pastamass to you, brother! Go well and may FSM bless you BigTime.

  5. Keith says:

    To echo Gnocchi’s post: welcome! I’m sure there is plenty of opportunity for that sort of thing in Pastafarian heaven and it’s all free!

  6. Rasputin says:

    Yeah welcome, Barry! Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. Wot’s not to like?

    • Patroller says:

      You for one thing, you fucking cunt.

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