You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,


1,337 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. Rasputin says:

    Dear G-Sot, too much hard work, it’s easier to drink beer.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Well, ANY work is much to hard for lazy pirates to do. Even drinking beer is a bit of a burden, but it’s a burden we should bear for our delicious religion.

      • The Sauceror says:

        Notice how I am much too lazy to spell “too”, too.

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          … I was two polite too point it out.

        • The Sauceror says:

          Thanks, but the extra “o” hardly seemed worth the effort.

  2. Andrina Westerdale says:

    Come round to see me Mike & I’ll suck your noodly appendage dear

    • Rasputin says:


  3. Captain Birdseye says:

    With an industrial vacuum-cleaner, I hope, Andrina!

    • The Sauceror says:

      The Universe is chock full of such infinite improbabilities.

  4. Rasputin says:

    There’s a video on YouTube called, “The Flying Spaghetti Monster EXPOSED! Atheist Foolish “Logic” Exposed”. It’s issued by a loony called the “Vigilant Christian”. His other videos claim that The Simpsons are a propaganda device of the worldwide Satanist illuminati conspiracy.
    Mr. VG claims to debunk the FSM. Interestingly, more than half of the appended comments are pro-FSM, whilst more than half of the remainder are critical of the guy’s arguments on other grounds.
    It’s worth a glance so that you can see how this guy tries and fails.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Rasputin, I suggest using VC’s identical argument to debunk his false god.

      • Rasputin says:

        DearCap’n, several people have done so.

  5. SPAM says:

    The spam will never end. As long as there is SPAM to eat in this world, I will continue to devour it.
    -P.S You should go to your local grocery store and purchase some SPAM.

  6. SPAM says:

    Here is a link if you wish to learn more about the origins of SPAM.

  7. spaghetti on toast says:

    mike you silly mortal being, we have giant pirate ships that run on Dolmio sauce and yet you still try to post these sick, twisted and downright disgusting comments and I think that people like you should be heckled for your sins.

    All hail Bobby

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