I would guess that it’s some kind of FSM totem pole from an ancient Russian culture, now half buried in the ground and used as a jungle gym on a playground… ;)
-Manja
Russia playground sighting
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русская Православная Летающий Макаронный Монстр, да?
I think I’d rather say it’s “Русская Церковь Летающего Макаронного Монстра” :)
Playgrounds like this are actually common in Russia.
Authorities speculate that they might be built for kids by enthusiasts and by government-sponsored social institutions, but of course every intelligent pastafarian knows that they in fact just appear out of nowhere.
Да!
а еще у нас есть летающая АэроВафля! (flying AeroWafer)
Холод склонности катился засоленный, и порошок покрыл стальной шланг трубки. fsm иначе Бен Ладен мертв и похоронен в море, преобладать над этим.
Please do not feed the troll.
Помните, что этот участок был начат раздраженным атеистом. Болван имеет топор, чтобы размолоть относительно обучения креационизма в школах. Мир нуждается в большем количестве десяти заповедей Бога не меньше.
Бог любит грешника, но ненавидит грех.
Please do not feed the troll
я думаю, что слишком высокого мнения о себе. Я немного грустный человек, который masterbates слишком много, чтобы заполнить время
Translation: “Salt water or fresh, shit floats.”
Do not feed the troll.
Can we get an IP ban here? This user has continually trolled in these comments and those of other stories.
again you speak of masturbating what’s up with that dude it’s weird & childish man.
“again you speak of masturbating”
Who are you talking to? The only reference to what you are best known for is in your own post.
Adrian god loves you
Do not feed the Troll.
trolls as in more than one
You are the only ‘Big Guy’ I see here.
we shud realy IP ban big guy by now, gone tofar
on topic
shud we unground the totem pole or its best left there?
shut up fool it’s hate mail get over it
“Hate”
What Christianity is best know for.
I thought it was “Trolling.” :>
X-tianity is known for hate. giB yuG is known for trolling.
TH your parents parents and there parents before them like 95 % of western society were & are part of this Christian world. Your are in the an extremely small world with your lost & searching fsm brethren.
Because you say something disparaging doesn’t make it so…
“Because you say something disparaging doesn’t make it so…”
I know, I apply that knowledge to every disparaging thing you say.
By the way, my parents are Christian but they are part of the, as you say, not ‘real’ Christians who don’t agree with you. If you ever left the comfort of your bubble you would find your views to be in the minority amongst Christians.
This “christian world” you think you live in (which would mean christianity has to be a majority, and it isn’t) is actually an extremely small hunk of rock floating through outer space. In the grand scheme of things, this is nothing. We (you included) are nothing more than a speck of dust in infinity. Get over yourself.
You could say that we are but a speck of Parmesan in the great pasta bowl that is the universe.
Mal
Nicely said :)
Or as Charles Dickens said in “The Chrisfmsas Carol”: “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
Nah. If that was true we would have eliminated him like the piece of sh*t he is by now.
Gods dust pal
This is a retort?
By the way, ‘gods’ in the plural presentation means many gods. Parapraxis?
America is a Deist Nation!
Many of the founders felt that a god had created them, but at the time the FSM was underground and secret, so they tended to be more generic in their beliefs.
(um, yeah, in case I got distracted and completely neglected to mention it in my post, I’m that the founders didn’t believe in the Christian god, and clearly would have followed FSM if they had known about Him. I need to learn to proofread!)
before spaghetti was created by the Chinese where was his noodlesness?
He was all around us, touching everyone with his noodly goodness, like it says in the Gospel. Can’t you read? (We know you can’t spell.)
Actually, this is an excellent question that has been debated at length. Was spaghetti created in his image? We don’t know We aren’t entirely sure when the world was created–because he could easily manipulate the evidence, and our memories, it could easily have been created last Thursday. And we would have no way of proving this. This is just more proof of his power.
The FSM said we would be persecuted. Glory to FSM!
Who are you talking to? The only reference to what you are best known for is in your own post.
mine and my impostor that is
This presents a problem Biggie….
By your own standards only the real ‘Big Guy’ is sent to grey purgatory. The post by the alleged imposter admitting to masturbation is also in grey purgatory. Ergo, it really was you admitting to…. well, you know.