House plant sighting

Published June 29th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson


My hoya (house plant) had grown too heavy for the wooden trellis supporting it so my hubby cut down-to-size a metal trellis we had in the barn for me.  I set it up in the planter, moved the planter back against the wall, then stepped back to behold…


13 Responses to “House plant sighting”

  1. Insightful Ape says:

    May you be touced by his noodly appendages.

    • stylusmobilus says:

      I have to back that up.


  2. Dave says:

    This cactus also shows signs of the FSM


  3. TiltedHorizon says:

    Normally I’d be running through the streets proclaiming praise of FSM for another sighting….. but I having trouble with this one. It’s a bit of a rorschach test, looks like a bug with cutesy curling antenna to me. Maybe if I look again after partaking in holy brew…..

    • Encyclodpedia Brit says:

      All you have to do to see it is spin around 15 times, close one eye, and hop on one foot and you will be able to see it.

  4. Atsap Revol says:

    Tilted, you need to have faith and a few flagons of the Sacred Communion Beverage. Then the plant will look like anything you wish (except it will not, under any circumstances, look like a Big Guy that has an IQ of 140, weighs 280 pounds, and can bench press 400 pounds, because that is pure bullshit and no amount of intoxication will ever make that believable).


  5. Big Guy says:

    forget this tomfoolery it’s ODIOUS again

    try sponsoring a child
    CCF (Children’s Christian Fund)

    • Big Guy says:

      They specialize in preying on young children at their most vulnerable.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      I already donate time and money to various charities, even cited examples to you in the past (not that you care). You keep assuming Atheist don’t do good deeds, it’s time for you to put these bigoted perceptions of yours to rest.

  6. stylusmobilus says:

    Yet another piece of evidence into how His Noodlyness manifests Himself into all lifeforms, revealing Himself to the Touched and proving, again, beyond doubt of His existence. What fools they are to believe in false gods.

  7. Twain says:

    Our 37 year old Hoya has been blooming profusely this year….must be a sign eh? Never bloomed before.

  8. Mike Hawk says:


    • google police says:

      YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!

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