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FSM Father’s Day Present

Published June 19th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

I have just received the best Father’s Day present ever! My 8 year old was so excited to give me my present! He’s been talking about it for days. "Daddy, you will love your Father’s Day present!" Well, he was right. The fact that he made this at school and it made his teacher say, "What the heck is that?", made me bust a gut. Here is the card he made and the paper weight for me to use on my desk at work(I’m a banker, so it should look completely odd on my desk. lol). Awesome. I’m a very proud dad…

-Jamie

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59 Responses to “FSM Father’s Day Present”

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  1. stylusmobilus says:

    That is too cool. I’d be really proud too Jamie.

    May Sauce Be With You and Your Son!

  2. B. says:

    Awesome! It seems like the next generation of pastafarians are coming strong. They will be our gentle non-warriors, conquering the world in a completely civil manor.

  3. Keith says:

    You certainly have every right to be proud of your son. He did a great job!

  4. Brian Fritzen says:

    Amazing! Simply Amazing!

  5. Wench Melody (UK) says:

    Such inspiration in one so young! Well done, Jamie’s son! His Noodleness must be so pleased with you!

    May pesto be upon us all

    M xx

  6. Big Guy says:

    corrupting your child is a sad sin…

    Mark 9:42

    “Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea

    • Big Guy says:

      Jebus at his most loving and forgiving.

      • Big Guy says:

        consequences you moronic impostor

        • Big Guy says:

          Yeah just like the crucifixion was just a “consequence”?
          And stop trying to be me.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Yes, you should be dashing your child against the rocks instead. (Psalm 137:9)

      • Moon says:

        That is a terrible thing to say. :(

        • TiltedHorizon says:

          It was sarcasm.

        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          Tell god that. It wrote it!

  7. Jooby says:

    May I kidnap your awesome child?

    • lolhoofd says:

      or get a own lovy wife and riase a beter kid!

  8. Big Guy says:

    Laugh while you can atheists. There will be a time not so far from now when the laughing will stop and
    the crying will begin.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Is that when the spaceship will come for all Scientologists? No wait, it’s ragnarok right? Is it finally coming? No, wait, that Camping guy, the ‘real’ rapture is in Oct, right? I can hardly wait.

    • Randy says:

      BG,

      Really?

      Your kind sure does lust for the day when you and they can look down from “up there” and see everyone who doesn’t believe EXACTLY like you do being tortured and tormented for all of eternity. What is it with your people? You all must really get off on that, huh? Its time you folks stop it, it is really sick and I frankly think you all need psychological help. Back in the day when I had those violent fairytales jammed down my throat, I vaugley recall being told of a long-haired hippy lookin’ feller who would go around and say crazy, unchristian things like “love thy neighbor”, “turn the other cheek”, and “do unto others”. How about practicing those for a change. The fire and brimstone, the hate, the torture, and the “USA #1″ isn’t quite cutting it anymore. Laugh all you want, but I will cry that you lust for those things. Its not healthy. I don’t deny your your religion (no matter how much I dislike it), but is all of that really what Jesus would do? If you were serious about converting people, you would be talking about him, because Jesus does sound like a hell of a nice guy with some really good teachings. If you would be interesting in learning more about this Jesus feller, you can look in the by-bull….its in the part somewhere between the two-of-everything-in-the-world-in-a-boat part and all of that fire and brimstone stuff you all get off on (or as I call it, the “skip-over” part of the by-bull).

      • Moon says:

        Do you mean “Buy bull?” As in “buy into this bull[oney]“?

        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          I was thinking more bull[shit]…

    • tekhedd says:

      Why do you all keep responding? Do you really hate puppies that much?

      • Moon says:

        *giggle*

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