How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
A Rabbi was walking and a arrogant atheist approached him and declared “I am a atheist and free thinker”. To which the Rabbi repleyed “Do you think God Cares?”
Hey, lets have hot steamy sex all night long Big Guy. You saved yourself for me as it says in the Bible, and now I want you so badly. Come on and fuck me, you’re so big!
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. “It was okay, but would you believe that guy can’t swim?
You pastafarians are all athiest pricks. If you had IQ’s of 140, like me, you wuolld be able too see the truth of my holy book that you hold in contemp. You will all burn in hell fourever, and i will enjoy the Victory of seeing you their sweating and suffering. I will not stop my mission to provide enlitened trueth to this form. So stop this shit of using my name and posting on this form. I mean it!
You are part right. I have not left you but some pasta idiot is using my name. No one can impersonate me. You will know the genuin Big Guy posts becuase they will be very literate and thoughtful. Looking forawrd to the sweet savor of your burning flesh as you roast on hells barbekue.
Here i am again, spagheti freaks. Monkey Man, stop posting and using my name. You and your fellow spagheti worshiping pals will regret your smartass ways. When Jesus comes again, and it will be soon, you will be judged and found wanting. My God is a merciful God, but He don’t put up with this kind of shit. I will be proved right again, as always. God speaks to me and He tells me to continue bringing the true word to this form.
Hazel says:
May 18, 2011 at 6:21 PM
“My God is a merciful God, but He don’t put up with this kind of shit.”
Pretty freaking merciful eh?
Encyclodpedia Brit says:
May 19, 2011 at 7:04 AM
I don’t think he was ever really here. Its just Our Pasta Lord testing us.
An atheist can convince a freight train to take a gravel road
fortunately Christians fly
Be gone, troll, you have no power here.
No you didn’t…
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
Man, your trolling sucks, dude.
A Rabbi was walking and a arrogant atheist approached him and declared “I am a atheist and free thinker”. To which the Rabbi repleyed “Do you think God Cares?”
For a good time please get in touch with me. Be discrete, my mama must not know Im gay.
closet queer you must be you certainly can’t fight fair….if you think this identity theft is going to chase me off forget about it.
Hey, lets have hot steamy sex all night long Big Guy. You saved yourself for me as it says in the Bible, and now I want you so badly. Come on and fuck me, you’re so big!
Spaghelujah, ‘Tis a sign indeed! Behold disbelievers, today i officially embrace the Church of our Lord the FSM. May He bless us all.
Arr! Welcome aboard, shipmate!
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat. The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope. “It was okay, but would you believe that guy can’t swim?
OK monkey man right something with my moniker attached I dare you…
I know it’s you and your Jihad against America that drives your hate for me…
You pastafarians are all athiest pricks. If you had IQ’s of 140, like me, you wuolld be able too see the truth of my holy book that you hold in contemp. You will all burn in hell fourever, and i will enjoy the Victory of seeing you their sweating and suffering. I will not stop my mission to provide enlitened trueth to this form. So stop this shit of using my name and posting on this form. I mean it!
Why do i get the feeling that BG has left us and someone is now impersonating him…
You are part right. I have not left you but some pasta idiot is using my name. No one can impersonate me. You will know the genuin Big Guy posts becuase they will be very literate and thoughtful. Looking forawrd to the sweet savor of your burning flesh as you roast on hells barbekue.
Here i am again, spagheti freaks. Monkey Man, stop posting and using my name. You and your fellow spagheti worshiping pals will regret your smartass ways. When Jesus comes again, and it will be soon, you will be judged and found wanting. My God is a merciful God, but He don’t put up with this kind of shit. I will be proved right again, as always. God speaks to me and He tells me to continue bringing the true word to this form.
“My God is a merciful God, but He don’t put up with this kind of shit.”
Pretty freaking merciful eh?
I don’t think he was ever really here. Its just Our Pasta Lord testing us.