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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,125 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. aussiewithanopinion says:

    ps i didnt want to go to the catholic school, i am JEDI

    • Keith says:

      I’m somewhat surprised at a Catholic school teching tolerance. Things must have changed a lot over the years. (Or did they just teach it and not practice it?)

      • Rev. wulff says:

        I also attended a Catholic school that ‘taught’ tolerance. What they actually taught was to only tolerate those who are exactly like you. Bullying was *encouraged* if you stood out too much, and if you were *being* bullied you were more likely to be punished than your attackers.

        • Turhfh says:

          Dude show patenice i know your angry but think before you say stuff like this it makes christians and cathalics look like pschotic manics

        • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

          Turhfh: To show patience in the face of intolerance and bullying is not only dangerously misguided, it is a treasonable offence to mankind!

          As for “it makes christians and cathalics [sic] look like pschotic [sic] manics [sic]“: Exactly!

          Regards & all,

          Thomas L. Nielsen
          Association for the Increased use of Spell-check
          Luxembourg

        • TiltedHorizon says:

          @Turhfh

          You may read Wulff’s comment and conclude “That is not me”. The problem is there ARE those who identify themselves Catholic (i.e. Christian) who do exactly what he suggests. As a former Catholic I have seen it as well, it is part of the reason that I reject organized faith. As long as they exist and continue to go unchallenged by their peers, their voice becomes the perception of Christianity.

          Google “Fred Phelps”, a ‘Christian’ and let me know if you want him representing your faith.

        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          What exactly does he need to be patient about? Nothing in his statement even implied needing patience. He is stating fact, and he didn’t really sound angry about it. And, when stating the truth makes a group of people look like *psychotic *maniacs, then they probably are.

  2. primateus says:

    So, has anyone received any feedback on this “special place” in hell and whether or not there’ll be cake? The people needs to know these things!

    • Keith says:

      No and I still can’t make sense of the “table” bit. Chance was obviously a fly by nighter who has probably never returned to this site.

  3. RunnigWithFSM says:

    As a pastarfarian who once was a Christian I believe that this chance douche just had some sand in his vagina. His idea of a hateful god is absurd. If his god created all then everything in the world is his doin the good and the bad. Besides our idea of hell isn’t that bad. Plus it can’t be blasphemy because our god is a flying spagetti monster and may we all be blesse by his noodly appendage R’amen!

  4. james says:

    RunnigWithFSM, Im a christian, and even i think this dude has no clue what he’s talking about. I dont understand why I should take offense to this… it would be competely immature. I personally take offense to him representing my faith.

    • Keith says:

      Good for you James: tolerance toward other beliefs and ideas (as long as they don’t try to ram them down your neck) is always to be recommended.

  5. Matt says:

    “IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!”

    Usually christians start off wars without letting you know, so it’s very kind of you to let us know you’re about to start yet another war.

    Try not to kill and rape as much as you already did in previous wars this time.

    • Turhfh says:

      Not cool when was the last religous war

      • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

        I assume you mean “religious war involving christians” in which case the answer is “Northern Ireland up until approximately 2005″.

        If your question does not specifically refer to religious wars involving christians, then the answer is: “Currently ongoing”. And you’re absolutely right, religious wars are not cool. In my opinion, people who are willing to die (or worse, kill) for their religion should look for a new religion. Preferable one they are willing to live (and let live) for.

        Regards & all,

        Thomas L. Nielsen
        Religious Warfare Monitoring Board
        Luxembourg Office

      • Drained and Washed Clean says:

        Now…

      • Kos says:

        Iraq.

    • john says:

      The bible condemns rape and wars and murder, keep in mind catholic or a major religion having a belief in god is not enough, a christian means following the teachings, faith obedience in god through christ jesus. jesus said to love thy neighbour, you deny christ what he did but he was in our history books, schools etc in 30 years ago, people may have stop believing but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t exsist, his historical birth and ressurection is the truth and people may not believe but they will regret when they die. the bible accounts to past history and the red sea crossing and noah’s ark has indeed been found so has chariot and horse bones and human bones in the red sea.

      http://www.arkdiscovery.com/red_sea_crossing.htm

      • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

        Look everybody! They found wooden structures on a mountain! Whoo hoo!
        You can believe what you want to, John, and obviously you do.
        Let us know when they find King Arthur’s sword, Excalibur, or the giant shoe the old lady lived in.
        To paraphrase you, people may believe but that doesn’t mean he does exist.

      • TiltedHorizon says:

        John,

        Your ‘proof’ comes from Ron Wyatt, who is considered a a pseudoarchaeologist by most archaeologists. I should note, in addition to Noah’s Ark & the chariot wheels at Nuweiba, Wyatt also claimed to have found the Ark of the Covenant. So many discoveries by an untrained archaeologist must surely be a sign of the divine, god’s hands at work through Wyatt.

        Thanks to Wyatt we can all see a recovered piece of Noah’s Ark at a museum with our own doubt filled eyes, oh wait, can’t. That’s ok, we can still see the carbon dated chariot wheels & bones from the red sea displayed at any museum…. right? How about the Ark of the Covenant? No? Really? With so many discoveries how is it possible that nothing is prominently on display for the world to see? How? No way someone would lie about something like this, right?

      • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

        The bible condemns rape and wars and murder??

        “And Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.” Numbers 31:17-18

        Check out this site, John. It contains nasty parts of the BuyBull your preacher doesn’t want to dwell on:
        http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2010/04/gods-top-50-killings-how-do-you-rate.html
        Don’t be too upset though. Just keep telling yourself it’s all just fairy tales.

        • TiltedHorizon says:

          There is a loophole, it only counts as “rape and wars and murder” when these thing are NOT done in service of god.

      • Drained and Washed Clean says:

        You know, for a book that you claim condemns rape, war, and murder there sure is a lot of that going on with you people…

      • Rev. wulff says:

        As I’ve posted elsewhere, if you want to bring up archaeological evidence, the ruins of Troy were found long ago, proving the Trojan War was real, and therefore Greek Mythology *must*, by your logic, also be true. You cannot have it both ways.

      • Cap'n Crunch says:

        Oh yeah, I remember that part of the bible where it condemns rape, murder and war. But I also remember another part that encourages it. Worst fairytale book I ever read, to be honest… the author was very inconsistent throughout the story.

        • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

          Probably because there were dozens of them, and most just wrote down their favorite fairy tale. How many of the authors actually met the characters they wrote about? Zero?

  6. Nick says:

    Technically speaking, if idol worshiping constitutes sin, then all religions are sinful in your eyes. God, Allah and even Zeus are religious idols and many worship them, to what extent is up to the worshiper. This Chance person clearly has no idea of religion despite his claims of knowing the severity of our punishing for being pastifarians. The bible says to love everyone, yet Chance didn’t seem to get that memo.

    New Pastifarian,

    Nick

  7. Chandler says:

    Will there be cake… Ha… awesome. But, to the comment; HA. That is all. Idiot…

  8. Insightful Ape says:

    We are being unfairly harsh to john. He just learned how to copy and paste and is practicing.

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