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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,124 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Greg says:

    The pastafarian friend must find this sooo funny, just mention the FSM and he can immediatley cuase this guy to FLIP OUT. I wish my christian friends would get this irrate about stuff, unfortunatley all my friends are chill guys who don’t threaten people with eternal damnation (thats the best quality in a friend)

    it makes me wonder why this guy is a christian, he doesn’t seem to like the whole BE NICE aspect, does he actually believe that god wants him to yell and curse at every non christian, is he actually worried about our souls(and can only express it in hateful capitalized messages) or he just scraed to death of going to hell himself if he doesn’t make death threats (or rather post-death threats)

    • Keith says:

      It’s probably not his god telling him to say these things. It’s the bunnies in his head pulling the levers.

  2. Nobby says:

    Antipastafarian, cant see the irony in that?

    • Conor says:

      Nobby, your short comment is probably the most short-sweet-and-to-the-point retort ever. This letter is ironic as hell and it makes it even funnier that the writer doesn’t see that.

  3. CobeeTheFreethinker says:

    Wow, do u have a problem with the fact that we dont believe in what u believe? it seems so. y cant u just accept that not all ppl are christian?
    i mean, of course u can believe in what u want, but wuts wrong with changing ur friend, i mean seriously, maybe its for the best, and about the special place in hell: seriously, will it have cake?

    • Steven Mynatt says:

      I have a problem with the fact that you don’t believe what I believe. Why can’t you just accept the truth and then we can be friends. Don’t you want to go to Heaven ? … I will give you a dollar if you just repent and get baptized in the Spirit….. and then cake afterwards,,,, What do say, Do you love Jesus now ????? Actually I don’t believe in that shit either, but seriously, I will give you a dollar if you do.

  4. Bea says:

    haha… You really believe that your religion is true? Is that what Jesus would do? You are shitting all over Jesus’s cross with that abusive language. What an idiot. Some people actually have a point to make and you are just spouting rage. Hilarious. Get a life loser.

  5. Steven Mynatt says:

    Did someone say “Homosexual Hell Cake” ,,,, Quit tempting me Satan !!! You know I am not Gay !
    Why are Gay people always putting me down for my Hetrosexual beliefs, HEY, I will eat cake with you, just quit looking at me like that !!!

    • Keith says:

      Steven: Your avatar is rather blurry. Could you post a clearer picture of yourself so that I can ogle you? My imagination is not what it used to be.

  6. Canipa09 says:

    We won’t go to hell. We’ll go to a land of pasta above the clouds sailing in a pirate ship whilst having a game of chess with the FSM.

  7. chelsea says:

    if it’s a place in hell that involves pirates ,pasta and bisexual orgies I’m in ! homosexual hell cake sounds amazinggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

      “….pirates ,pasta and bisexual orgies….”

      Now there’s a mental image it will (with luck) take me some time to get rid of….

      Regards & all, and rAmen

      Thomas L. Nielsen
      Mental Hygiene advisory Board
      Luxembourg office

  8. aussiewithanopinion says:

    I don’t see why if poeple (Christains in particular) are bothering to waste their time on something so ‘blasphemous’ and ‘disrespectful’! Hey, you know what else is blasphemous? A MAN COMING TO LIFE AFTER THREE DAYS! A MAN CURING A BLIND PERSON! These things DO NOT HAPPEN! Even if a Flying Spaghetti Monster isn’t plausible either (no offence, Pastafatarions), why do you feel the need to criticise other people’s beliefs? I went to a Christian school and one of the main thigs drummed into us was ACCEPTANCE, and the ability to acept all fellow human beings, no matter what race, colour, creed or religion.
    As for all you Pastafatarians, good on you. I’d rather people devoting their time to something like this than to watching kiddy porn or worshipping Hitler or something.
    Good on you, FSM.

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