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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,124 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Gaytheist says:

    The last war? Isn’t religion all about love and rainbows?

    • Keith says:

      I know you are kidding. When I attended an “Equal Marriage Rights” rally in Adelaide earlier this year we were gatecrashed by religious cranks waving placards and shouting about how we were going to burn in hell. Evidently love and rainbows don’t feature in their version.

      • midnight rider says:

        That’s ‘tough love’ just like bombing abortion clinics is ‘tough love’ and of course Jeremiah 19:9 is ‘tough love.’

  2. Boo says:

    The last war? So, All the religions are going to start a war where all of their gods, deities, and things they believe in will battle to the end? Kinda like the The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny ?! COOL! :D

    • That guy at that one guy says:

      Gosh, that truly is amazing. I can’t wait to see the FSM crush all of the other divinities. RAmen!

  3. Sardukar says:

    I guess the HateMailer is ready for a witch hunt….not much love from this christian

  4. Stalker says:

    so God will start a war?
    this is why we believe in what we believe in

  5. Stefan says:

    I have personally been told by 6 different people that I will burn in hell for worshiping a “false idol”. How can you prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster is false? Your bad-tempered-old-man-in-the-sky has just as little proof of his existence and so do all other religions. At least when we worship the FSM, we get together, make friends, share stories and have a delicious meal of pasta instead of telling others they will burn in hell or hand out religious pamphlets telling people your religion is the one true religion and all others are just false. We don’t love sin, we just love not being stuck up pricks all the time.
    Your best friend is obviously a much better person than you. Not to mention reasonable, open-minded, not filled with hate and appreciative of pasta (with meatballs).
    Whichever “special place” we end up in, I’d rather be with pastafarians eating cake(I really do hope they have some), drinking beer and appreciating hot strippers then sit on a bunch of woolly clouds wishing I had sinned so I could join the party below
    RAmen

    • clxxxiv says:

      If you do not believe in there god how can they hell exsist either. Therefore you have nothing to worry about. Next time they tell you “you’re going to burn in hell” Tell them I’ll bring the BBQ Sauce!

  6. Ugly says:

    On the table after the last war? What..dancing with the strippers and drinking beer? Cool!

    • Mal says:

      Oooh, I don’t know about that. Me dancing (especially after drinking) has got to be someone’s personal version of hell. I think I’ll sit.

  7. Nog69 says:

    Antipastafarian? Isn’t that what they serve as appetizers at Italian restaurants? Gimme 2 orders, I’m hungry!

  8. Woody says:

    I have to resign my membership to the saucy church of the flying spaghetti monster, as i have heard the words of the messenger of the great lord “Instant cook ramen noodles”, so here me and follow me, to this off branch, for all those who wish for a less meat-saucy afterlife in exchange for a more seasoned-water kind.
    Thank you for your time.

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