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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,124 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Steph says:

    Just found your site, and religion today. I have to say that this is awesome. I will be doing my research and converting ASAP. If there is cake in the special place in hell, then I am so in!! =)

    • Atsap Revol says:

      STEPH,

      For Pastafarians, there will be cake as well as beer and strippers (male and female), but we don’t call it hell. We call it paradise. Welcome aboard, Steph. You can pick up your eye patch and parrot at the booth on the left.

      Ramen
      Atsap

  2. Howard Bjerke says:

    Obvious troll is obvious?

    :notsureifserious:

  3. tisme says:

    Oh cake in hell sounds good to me, and with others who believe in FSM. Chance you have converted me.

    • Keith says:

      It will of course be Devil’s Food Cake

  4. Rob says:

    Burn in hell? As a sin lover id be one of the devils boys…”come on in rob the beers over there”…

  5. Ravenhall says:

    The cake is a LIE.

  6. olive says:

    if theres cake i hell…i am gladly going there :)

  7. Semen Stain On The Mattress says:

    Hey, at least we’ll all be partying with Satan in that section of hell. I’ll bring the beers.

  8. Eddogg says:

    What a dummy, dosn’t he realize all the cool and interesting people are in hell???
    LMAO

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