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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,328 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Cap'n Grey Beard says:

    Am i confused or did troll just convert to FSM?

    • Patroller says:

      I am the high priest and first pasta disciple of the FSM. The trouble for you is that the FSM is not what you think.

      • kekka says:

        He is pasta!

  2. kekka says:

    Gerard Butler I meant

  3. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    Effectively it sets the bait…….

    • kekka says:

      You don’t want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?

  4. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    The bait is “jeremy.”

  5. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    It is a little heap of ashes, with a minute cinder speck just hanging in there, frantic to survive. If you give it attention, you’re feeding it oxygen. It will grow again and burn you. Endless cycle. The troll is sub-human.

    • Rasputin says:

      Agreed, St. G.

      • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

        Ahahahahah! She sees the light but can’t just be a follower. She has to be the high priest. What a fking loser. Defiintely got fkd by her dad.

        • Patroller says:

          Beardo, you seem to have an obsession with references to sexual abuse based on multiple comments in the past. Why do you continue to linger on this topic?

        • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

          Because you you show symptoms.

  6. Rasputin says:

    If you haven’t already done so, please visit the YouTube video, “The Flying Spaghetti Monster EXPOSED” by the Vigilant Christian. Please append your comments.

    • Patroller says:

      Disabled toilet.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Yeah, I listened and I want my 7 minutes back. VC once again makes the stupid mistake that evolution is “pure random chance”. No, dummy – it’s not. Certain adaptations, like sight or heightened smell or speed are so advantageous their owners will propagate their genes much more often than their competitors. Meanwhile, the smug little jerk keeps mentioning logic and reason, but can’t apply it to his beliefs.

      • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

        He is a perfect example of uneducated fundy. Does not undestand evolution because he failed sceince at school but still feels he can ridicule it because his preacher told him so. It’s so easy to be a fundy moron. No burden of proof.

        VC show me the evidence your god exists. I can show you more that mine does.

        • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

          That’s the fundy position: “If you can’t prove evolution to someone like me with a grade school education and their minds closed, I win by default!”

        • Patroller says:

          In the final analysis, the troll always wins. It’s a very simple point that you have failed to overcome. But then again, you are all plankton, so we will let you off on this one.

          For the last time, go back to your cessput, you scum.

        • Fat Bastard says:

          In the ‘final analysis’ the troll never wins, except in their own damaged mind, because trolls are stupid and utterly dependant. Known for thousands of years, the winner is the one who ignores idiots.

  7. Fat Bastard says:

    tFtPtM, there’s even a computer program demonstrating how a monkey, randomly typing, can ‘evolve’ the complete works of Shakespeare in only three months. The only requirement is that accidentally correct words are retained, which is the evolutionary equivalent of building on previous advantageous mutations.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Two words for VC – “natural selection”.

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear FB, that’s a brilliant explanation of evolution. Simple, clear and enlightening, like the parables of Jebus.

      • Fat Bastard says:

        With the same theme of Evolution and so-called Stable States (how things ‘like’ to be), another researcher tumbles nuts and bolts in a drum, noting that an unlikely proportion self-assemble.

  8. Cap'n Grey Beard says:

    Link?

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