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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



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  1. Grammar Nazi says:

    You’re* You’re* even* you* your* your* last* the* yours* You’re a* it’s* your*

    1) The Flying Spaghetti Monster made spaghetti in his image. Duh.
    2) Since when are religions considered “homosexual”?
    3) Murder is a sin, yet your god is going to kill us all? Hah!
    4) His brain is his juicy meatballs.
    5) Religion IS a belief.
    6) I have no idea what the second to last sentence says.

    P.S. Your grammar is horrific.

    Not feelings so smart now, are ya?

  2. Sarah says:

    uhh. I’d check your grammar. ALOT!! Who are you to judge people on what or who they believe in?

    • Ninja says:

      A lot*

  3. Sarah says:

    P.S. YOU’RE A STUPID ASS!

  4. Northumbrian Danelawish says:

    The word atheist is a Greek term.
    “a” means “non”, “no”, “not”
    “theist” means “believer of god”, “deist”
    Ancient Greeks though did not use the word “atheist”,
    with the modern aspect.
    The word atheist was used by the defenders of the power of the state,
    to enemies of the state.
    The atheist might believed in the same gods, but supported a different political view, or he might be a believer but he might had different worldview for the divine. At 100% of the texts we find the word “atheist” in ancient Greek texts, we have some political or philosophical negative juxtaposition.
    The term “atheist” is a negative one – [negative definition] and it was used ONLY by the enemies of the “atheist”. The “atheist” was a beliver almost always, just with opposite opinions. The ancient Greek “atheist” never called himself an “atheist”. It was a very filthy word. In ancient Greece, we have no record of a true atheist in the modern meaning. A “modern meaning” had to die by the law, because he was an enemy of the state, a traitor. Some philosophers might have some “modern meaning” atheistic views, but they never used the word “atheist” to describe modern atheism. They used the word atheism to describe the enemies of the state. Some philosophers how had atheistic concerns (they had conserns – we don’t know if they really were modern atheists) they did write imaginary dialogues with invented characters, and only the characters asked some guestions about gods. Even those invented characters never overdrew the line of insult, they knew were to stop, because the penalty was death.

    I am a moden day “atheist” but the word atheist is not accurate.
    I am not an enemy of myself to define me by a word used from the enemies of atheism!
    It is not clever to define your self from the opposite of wat you are.
    Atheism is the opposite of theism.
    Christians, Buddists, Induists, Satanists and Muslims define themselves by what the love and not what they hate!
    Why to use a vulgar term against yourself that was made from enemies of atheism and used against people they NEVER called themselves atheists, and they also were NOT atheists in a modern way at all.

    Some people use alternatives.
    Secular is not a correct word because all non priests are seculars
    Humanists is not a correct word because atheism is not a measure of it
    Open minded and free thinkers are not so freethinking if they say that only atheists are!
    Naturalists are great but they make poetry and art, the most were Christian.

    The correct term for the modern “atheist” is “physionomist”

    NOT PHYSIOGNOMIST – not they scientist of face grimaces and harmony parallelised with our inner emotions – not that

    Physionomist without a G

    physiognomy has a Greek omega that looks like a w
    and physionomy has a Greek omikron that is an “o”

    both sound like “o” and are translated in English as “o”

    “physis” means nature and “nomos” means law

    If you hate yourself and you use a vulgar ancient slang never used to describe oneself, and you are the opposite of what you are not,
    then you are an atheist.

    If you are what you are, you believe in the laws of nature and the cosmos
    is enough for itself to be self organized then you are a physionomist.

    An atheist and a physionomist are almost the same,
    just the physionomist is an atheist with pride!

    A true atheist has no god, not even in his name.
    A true atheist is a physionomist.

    You can be atheist when you are young just to protest against what you are not. Atheist means also antitheist.
    An adult can only be a physionomist.

    If it is so clever to define yourself from what you are not and used against your self vulgar ancient slang why the Christians dont do it for themselves?

    Christians, Muslims, Buddists and others should become
    anti-atheists, or anathests [the opposite of atheists - ism]

    How on Earth can a atheist have rights and not be oppressed if he is self called with a vulgar slang name, of anti-opposite definition.
    Anti-opposite is what you are, but not in a straight line.

    If atheists want rights must kill god from their names.
    Exept if they are not true atheists or if they are not educated enough
    to do research on the subject.

    I have no god, but god is totally non existant for me.
    I am a true atheist.
    I am physionomist.

    note: the French accademy made some harmonic corrections
    in the French tongue, end they deleted some disharmonic letters.
    This refinement of the French language created some problems because now you cannot find all the Latin and ancient Greek origins as easy.

    They deleted the G for harmonic reasons in the word physiognomy.

    in French

    physiognomy = physiognomie or physionomie

    physionomy = physionomie

    some French still use the G for that reasons

  5. Justin Toms says:

    believe in the noodley apendage…i was touched by his noodley apendages

  6. Justin Toms says:

    i was fucked by the spaghetti GOD.

    • Justin Toms says:

      and im gay

  7. AstroFloyd says:

    Hoc est corpus meum…

  8. Priya says:

    I wonder, did he have bread and wine with his pasta? there goes the body of Christ!!

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