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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



435 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. Inge says:

    Peace Potato, it’s not about insulting other people or their belief. It is about abolishing science (i. e. proven facts, as far as today’s ways of observational research can provide them) for beliefs – and trying to form the bullwark of explanations around them, selling them as facts.
    You and everybody else on the planet are/is very welcome to believe whatever you want and as much as you like – as long as you are not trying to undercut the school system or take any other measures to infiltrate religion into science and/or legislation.
    [for example: Germany just passed a law exempting circumcision from being bodily harm. Now, I don't know about you Americans, but here in Europe males (and females) like to have their (and their partner's) bodies complete as they were at birth - and, I mean - it's a quite irreversible process....] Let the guys grow up and decide and they can snip away to their heart’s content.]
    Greetings from Munich

  2. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Meanwhile, here in America science continues to be under attack from the right.
    http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t3#/video/politics/2012/10/11/tsr-sylvester-congressman-slams-science.cnn

    • Omnipotent Zombie says:

      Oh my FSM. I was hoping that this link was something from The Onion or some other satirical website; but its unfortunately not. Why does the religious right wish to turn America into a theocracy? Iran is theocracy and we all know how stable that country is.

      • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

        The Religious Right recognizes how preachers have used rhetoric to control the gullible for centuries. Since the fall of the Soviet Union and the falling out of favor of supply-side economics, the far right seized on “family values” and godliness as their calling card. “Oh, you on the left have facts? We have God’s will!!”

        When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. – Sinclair Lewis (perhaps)

        • Keith says:

          I can’t remember where I saw it but someone said that arguing with a christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. He’ll knock all of the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around boasting about how he won.

        • Reverend Captain Mal says:

          Sadly, this idiot is on the Congressional Committee on Science and Technology.

  3. fluffyg says:

    Could someone explain this part to me?:

    “Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers.”

    It’s just confusing that anyone could “luv yu” yet still hate us and kill us… the other confusing part is the fact that this person couldn’t take a few extra seconds to fix his typing, then someone might actually take him seriously.

    • Keith says:

      It cannot be explained. The bunnies operating the levers in his head were probably having a gang bang at the time and were kicking switches left, right and centre.

      • Wayne says:

        That, Keith is the funniest comment I have read all week on the intarnetz anywherez.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Ignorance is bliss. The facts are lies. Just part of the mental gymnastics you need to perform to believe in an All-Merciful, All-Loving god who has an eternal torture chamber.

      • Inge says:

        Torture Chamber? Yes. But he sent sonny to keep everybody out (maybe overflow by then). Either nobody told the earthly representatives or it didn’t quite work out like it should have. Or maybe the whole Easter Business was only for the first batch upto then. Personally I find the trick with the resurrected Saints at Easter (Mathew I think – but I could be mistaken) a little freaky. So those Holy Zombies were running around Jerusalem on Easter Sunday. Then what? Some angel said “Sorry, guys, but you were just needed for the show. Now be good boys, go back to your graves and lay down another couple o’ thousand years…”
        Also the timing of J’s awakening stinks. He himself said the saviour would come back after three full days and nights “like Jonah in the womb of the whale”. As far as I can see, Friday night to Sunday sunrise aren’t three days…..
        I stick with you guys, as obviously one of the noodly appendages holds a good swiss watch…

        • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

          Time off for good behavior, Inge?

          Also, if god truly wanted the whole world to get a message, limiting himself to 3 years of a man’s life who left no historical record in some desert backwater in a time not much media existed is a giant FAIL. Nice work, “redeemer”!

  4. Rune Kristensen says:

    Actually Christianity is a copy of the Egyption beliefs, the picture of Mary with Jesus is actually the exact same picture used in the Egyption religion. The whole thing about Jesus coming back from the dead? Well as a matter of fact Horus did the exact same thing, therefore Christianity is a copy of another religion, I would say that this religion makes a lot more sense than Christianity does.

  5. A follower says:

    I am blinded by the grammar errors. My eyes, they hurt!
    Help me Oh Noodly Appendages…

  6. c nault says:

    “Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. ”

    Welcome to our faith. You ate spaghetti, that’s like when a Catholic eats their god by partaking of the host.

    And don’t forget followers of Thor. As they say “My God wields a hammer, your God was nailed to a cross… Any questions?”

  7. Brandon says:

    Two words.

    Fuck.
    You.

  8. Bruce says:

    Good god if you are going to insult someone please use correct grammar

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