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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



405 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

  1. spelling nazi says:

    you’re a stupid ass*

  2. Phyve says:

    I would normally have some quiptic one liner, but I don’t really need one this time.

  3. Keith says:

    Alright: leaving aside the dreadful spelling and abysmal sentence structure, let’s see what Connor has to say:

    “Your a stupid ass”
    Who is this directed at ? It is written in the singular. I have never known asses to exhibit genius as such, so stupid is not applicable as a comparison.
    “and your religion is gay.”
    A religion is not an entity with its own thoughts or opinions. It cannot have a sexual preference.
    “Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers.”
    Really? you are your god’s representative and can speak authoritatively on his intentions?
    ” Your god is spaghetti,”
    Yes
    ” i ate spaghetti lasnt night.”
    So what? Is this meant to upset us in any way?
    “So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky”
    Not the last time I looked. Perhaps you can supply astronomical photos to prove it.
    ” your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things.”
    Wrong on all three accounts.By the way the spaghetti on the plate is simply a manifestation of Its divinity.
    “Your stupid douchbag.”
    What about my douchbag? once again, you cannot ascribe intelligence to an inanimate object.
    ” This isnt a religion, its a belief.”
    And the difference is???
    ” And you are standing in between you and gods yours love.”
    Not quite sure I understand this sentence. If you dumped the “yours” I would simply reply that it is impossible to stand in between yourself and something else.
    ” I hope ur happy.”
    I am. More so than you it seems. Whats more, I’m positively gay.

    • nuckinfutz says:

      wow….thats all i have to say…….wow

    • Jordan says:

      MY (noodly) GOD MAN! You are just ownage incarnate!

  4. Metal Head says:

    Please feel my eternal gratitude for so eloquently showing us the error of our ways. Your intelligence is surpassed only by your astounding linguistic skills.

    But seriously, maybe you should graduate from high school, or elementary school for that matter, and then tell us how things are, once you’re a big boy.

  5. CopaceticMan says:

    Bobby, can you start posting the E-mail address of the senders? It would make for so much more fun.

    • Insightful Ape says:

      That would scare them away. “The courageous people taking a stand for faith”. Yeah right.

      • StJason says:

        I want to make a remailer that will sign an e-mail address up to every spam and porn list I can find. “Fill in one box and subscribe to 20,000 email lists” type idea.

  6. Dave says:

    plumberbob said:
    “I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who worships a dude who spent His entire adult life hanging out with a dozen other guys, was known to be kissed by them and wash their feet, and is frequently portrayed in a nearly-nude S&M glamour shot, isn’t allowed to have a problem with gay people.”

    That made my morning Bob! Thank you for that!

  7. Lioss says:

    Maybe fake,maybe 6 years old,maybe fanatic…Maybe (surely) totaly stupid.

  8. Nodlity says:

    So, the Xian god is in the sky, eh? I don’t think so:

    “I looked and looked, but I saw no god up there.” – Yuri Gagarin

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