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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



450 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. drew says:

    Dont christains and catholics eat the body of christ at church? and way to use top notch grammer

    • Drained and Washed Clean says:

      “way to use top notch grammer”

      You didn’t use an apostrophe in “Dont” (*Don’t)
      You misspelled christains (*christians, and technically it should be capitalized, as should catholic, but I never do, except I think mine is on purpose and you not so much).
      “christ” should be capitalized because it is the name of a person, fictional or not. (*Christ)
      You didn’t capitalize the beginning of your second sentence “and” (*And)
      You misspelled “grammer” (*grammar)
      You didn’t use a period at the end of your sentence (*…notch grammar.)

      One who uses such poor grammar should probably not comment on the grammar of others… But your point is valid. The first one anyway.

      • Ferenst Anrtplogist says:

        Youve maid a good fucking piont. My grammer is getting old and she deserfs too have her name speled corectlee. With Speciale Scintst I have strifed to improof the langauge used on this sight.

        Ferenst

        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          I know! And you have been making excellent progress :)

        • Specile Sicentis says:

          Well, what can we say, other than that we are only humman Sons of Biches, even though we are sicentis, and Ferenst Anrtoplogist. It’s a relly important thinmg to spell corectlee. Never a waist of time, and never be side the fucking piont, never will be, now or tomarrow!

        • Ferenst Anrtoplogist says:

          Specile Sicentis, my apolojees for mispeling your name. But it just proofs, as you sed, that I am just won of the humman Sons of Biches. I’ll trie to do beter tomarrow.

          With Reguards
          Ferenst

  2. jackson noodle says:

    well this is kinda silly
    i may be a 13 year old and i may have BLOODY DYSLEXIA but squabbles about religions are the most hart saddening desutions becuse people who are Catholic Atheist Protestant Pastafarian Ect.. we just are expressing our abilety to beleve in what ever you think is right. Is that ILLEGAL no becuse saying people have to beleve in one religon is like saying to a child “do not think at all and just be in blissful ignorance” It is in human nature to think differant from others

    just think about

    • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

      OK, ‘fess up – which one of you is it? If it’s real he could do with a lesson or two from Ferenst and Specile on spelling :-)

    • Mal says:

      If this post is real, it’s amazing. He seems to actually understand what we’re trying to accomplish while missing the point entirely. Stellar.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      “It is in human nature to think differant from others”.

      I wish that were true, Jackson. I’ve been around almost 50 years more than you, and I’ve found that there is a strong herd instinct out there.

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        tFtPtM, I found myself agreeing – almost instinctively – with you. But….maybe the “herd instinct” is some kind of dark side of the evolution of socialization, cooperative effort, etc. Of course, the use of herd instinct/mob psychology/etc. has been a well-honed tool of demagogues more or less forever. You’ve posted often about evolution, and I note that there does seem to be a lot of thinking about evolution and social behaviour these days. I wonder what you think?

        • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

          Social behavior is undoubtedly linked to natural selection; cooperation can breed success. But as you say, demagogues will use it as a destructive tool.

          And hey, a lot of people are wondering “what is that guy thinking”?

      • jackson noodle says:

        that is true but there are people in the supposed “free world” who are basicly trying to make people think in one way

        EXAMPLE Rupert Murdoch & fox: when the protests in Moscow broke out fox news used footage from the Greek austerity riots when it was the complete opposite for a few reasons 1) there was no out break of violence 2) i believe that in Russia the government allows free speech 3) in the footage why would be Greek letters on buildings

        another example during the SOPA and PIPA protests Rupert Murdoch said that it was a good thing and that GOOGLE was the worlds largest pirateing site IT IS NOT MEGA UPLOAD IS NOT AS SERIOUS AS THE PIRATE BAY anyway he supported the umg take down of mega upload because Rupert Murdoch partaly owned the company

        and the mega upload song when it was taken down it did not actualy breach umg’s copyright

        in conclution in the west people are still trying to “align out thinking”

        • Apprentice Frederic says:

          ….and churches, Your Eminence, with the brilliant exception of the Pastafarian, would have been a rather more convincing example of pushing a point of view. But we started out talking, BTW, about instinctively following, not instinctively swallowing. Your crushing comment about Greek letters may have gone over my head, but look up the Cyrillic alphabet.

  3. paul56 says:

    love it,

  4. jackson noodle says:

    all im trying to say
    is that free speech and belief is apart from being alive itself is the most important part of human life
    i may be a center wing liberal libertarian with a library card but to me i steer away from religious wars and violence and simple taunting i have three Muslim friends one catholic friend and four atheist frends think back in history

    the “Holy crusades ” wernt holy the christian and catholic bible was used as a “religious meat shield” and alquieda and the Taliban are doing the same thing useing the quran as a meaning for these attacks but not even once dose the quarn support Murder or mass Murder

    well some is fact and soome is opinion that i have this IS NOT TO interpreted as a RELIGIOUS RANT But saing some fact and its not supposed to be mixed up with my opinion together

    thankyou for reading

    • jackson noodle says:

      who says that thirteen year olds are not interested in politics

  5. Debbie says:

    Hi Jackson,
    you’re making some bloody good points here. This is what I think: 1) Religion(s) are a way in which people seek the divine. We all have different languages and dialects to reach the same or close to the same meaning, so why should we also not have different religions to fulfil the same need? 2) War in the name of religion ALWAYS has a politician naming the target 3) The crusades were about money and power, not religion. RTR – the guy’s got dyslexia and he’s 13. be impressed! Fill him in on whatever (?) point you have been trying to make – coz I’ve missed it too.
    cheers ears!

  6. Mik says:

    Poe’s Law applies here.

    But hey! Why not just descend to the level of the nerdiest grammar Nazi?

  7. spaghetti~is~awesome says:

    Man, that guy with the horrible spelling and saying that the FSM will kill us, i have to say that he is a very very stupid animal, now i see his point, im christian, but i dont take offence to this. in fact, i find this very awesome, he just needs a new sense of humor at least. but i guess some people are in their own “Land of Destruction” if you know what i mean.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Was that english?

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