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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



442 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. Former dupe of a more ridiculous religion says:

    Avast Mateys

    This is a very entertaining thread. Don’t know how I missed it before.

    I just don’t know where to start with connor’s missive……..so I won’t.

    Theological question……. Does fusilli count for communion?

    Yours in Bolognaise

    FDoaMRR

    • Rev. wulff says:

      ANY pasta is appropriate, if consumed in a spirit of peace and brotherhood. Even couscous, if that’s all you can find.

  2. That guy says:

    Oh dear flying spaghetti monster, people are retarded, illiterate and soooo stupid :O

  3. Tyler says:

    I love reading how reading these reveals more about the writer than anything.

  4. Rebecca says:

    Don’t write rude responses to this letter. Bases on the quality of the writing, he’s obviously just a first grader.

    • JoMan Bigoli says:

      I agree with you Rebecca, but how old do you think he is?

      • The Voice of Reason says:

        He might be a first grader or he might be in high school sometimes you just never know… Let’s just hope he is a first grader and matures, there are enough idiots in this world already…

  5. Whatever says:

    Can’t possibly be for real. Even Americans aren’t that stupid.

  6. Zuri says:

    I hate people like this. Gives the at least slightly intelligent Christians a bad rep.
    P.S. What’s a fundie? Never heard of it.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Slang for fundamentalist. Generally speaking it carries a derogatory undertone, it can be applied to any faith but is usually inferred as singling out Christians. It is usually applied to those whose strict adherence to faith sets them apart from the mainstream; extreme.

      Some easy examples of fundies for you to Google: Fred Phelps & Harold Camping.

  7. steph says:

    Isn’t God everywhere not just in the sky? FSM is also everywhere, you can’t sense him other than when He lets you see his Noodly Appendage.
    THAT is a similarity between both religions, why shouldn’t Pastafarian be just as believable as Christianity. I expect there was a time when Christianity was as ‘stupid and fake’ according to those in Rome, since they used to believe in Zues and other Gods.

    • The Voice of Reason says:

      Did you know that the Roman Empire began to crumble when the Romans stopped believing in Jupitar (The Roman equvilant of Zeus) and started believing in god?

  8. Shahna says:

    If you ate spaghetti last night then you were definitely touched by His Noodly Appendage.

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