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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



442 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. Robbie says:

    our god is on a plate and you ate it huh? proves he exists… your god is said to be in the sky, well rockets go up every now and again and prove that theres nothing but fake ideas and empty space up there genius XD

  2. Cory says:

    What are you? 4?

  3. Boo says:

    If you’re going to insult someone, at least spell correctly. Otherwise the insult is null. I love how you can use correct punctuation but not spelling/ =P

  4. Roisin says:

    I am really offended that this guy feel its approite to use gay as an offense I am mean comon are you like 5 plz stop acting like your shoe size and find an adiquite swear word.

  5. Uhm...Shoe paste says:

    Wow..Um…..This is hilarious..Next time,use grammar (perhaps read a book) and correct spelling because you honestly sound like an inbreed redneck called Charlie.

  6. Stalker says:

    its called a book and how it works is you grab the first part, called the cover, at the bottom right
    then you lift it up and put it down on the other side of the book
    be careful not to rip anything off!
    and gay is a bad insult, it offends people that are gay

  7. Joukahainen says:

    Wait, god has brains? How do you know this? It isn’t mentioned in the bible. And why is he up in the sky when he is said to be everywhere? And what’s wrong with eating spaghetti? It’s not pastafarian god actually in there, think about when you’re eating your god’s son’s flesh and drinking his blood in church (wine and holy bread). Talk about disgusting …

    • Drained and Washed Clean says:

      Not wine dude. The wine becomes blood as soon as it touches your lips. THAT is gross. Did you not know that?

      • Keith says:

        So if you were to spit it out instead of swallowing, would it still remain blood?

        • Atsap Revol says:

          If a Catholic upchucks shortly after taking communion, will there be blood or wine in the vomit? Priests have been known to get tipsy drinking communion wine, so is it just wine until consecrated? The Catholic church has its transubstantiation, but Calvin and Hobbes had a transmogrifier. Even though Calvin’s transmogrifier looked suspiciously like a cardboard box, it could transport or transform people or tigers to other forms and dimensions. Such is the fanciful world of make-believe in the comics or the church.

          Atsap Revol, The Heretic (do I detect a gathering of wood and the erection of a stake?)

        • Rev. wulff says:

          Fear not. That is in fact a gathering of steak and the erection of a wood barbecue pit. An easy mistake to make.

  8. Chase says:

    man fuck you ya dumb shit! Your dumb ass can’t even spell worth a shit and you come and insult my beliefs?!?! The flying spaghetti monster is more believable than an imaginary moon man who creates things with his fingernails. The WORST part of this shit is that you call yourself a christian?!? where the fuck do you get off talking like that……especially if it were in church. All you religious bitches are all bat-shit crazy and are psychotic and mean as a motherfucker, but yet you claim to do good for mankind. At least here at the church of the FSM, all the atheists are nice and open minded and aren’t complete fucking douchebags like your stupid ass :)

    • Mal says:

      Apparently not all of us are “nice and open minded”.

      • Chase says:

        he pissed me off :)

        • Mal says:

          Hahaha, that much is obvious. Take a breath brother. It’ll be okay.

          FSM knows I’ve gotten a little angry with some of these people (okay, a lot angry), so I understand.

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