903748 Views
427 Comments

your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



427 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

1 8 9 10 11 12 30
  1. Enthusiasctic supporter of FSM says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong…. but Isn’t Christianity meant to bebased on love? Yet here we see them spew absolute hate throughout their comments. I rest my case. RAmen

  2. Tbanana says:

    Homophobic, illiterate hate, what’s new?

  3. Lily says:

    Can someone explain to me why members of a religon based on love tell everyone who opposes to go to hell? I find it amusing how contradictory the entire faith is. For example, they preach loving your neighbor one minute and tell us the story of david and goliath the next. And does anyone find it suspicious that all the names in the bible have been romanized
    ? Or how about the fact that no body can find the ark of the covenant or any evidence of intelligent design? Or best of all,the fact tha e keep cropping up with lost stories or testaments that were edited out of the bible? Christians tell us it is the true history but this is not so when all it is an elaborate string of lies. R’amen.

    • midnight rider says:

      Well, Lily, it’s because religions are created by man to control man. It isnt based on love, it is based on fear and guilt in order to control you and soften up the grip you have on your wallet.

  4. So many bogan noobs on this fucking awesome site says:

    A religion is a belief you fucking moron… Get me some hard evidence of any other god actually existing. This religion is in fact more believable as science would allow us to one day genetically modify spaghetti to have the capabilities of this religions so called god… 2 spaghetti exists can be seen and eaten and only a toddler can unleash teh full capabilities of spaghetti

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Soon scientists will revise string theory into noodle theory, and everything will fall in place!

      • Big Guy says:

        “string theory’s” the key word is “theory” a humans opinion
        God’s 10 commandments are his laws & his promise of salvation for us .

    • COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY says:

      PLEASE DON’T RESPOND TO BIG GUY. DON’T EVEN CLICK DISLIKE. JUST SCROLL RIGHT THROUGH HIS ILLITERATE NONSENSE AND MOVE ON. DON’T BE TEMPTED TO RESPOND, NO MATTER HOW INANE OR INSULTING HIS POST MAY BE.

      He says he’s on a mission for God. Either he is putting us on, or he’s as mentally disturbed as he sounds. Either way, we’ve wasted enough time on this troll.

    • Big Guy says:

      here’s your proof moron

      He walked on water, he healed the deathly ill, he made the blind see, he fed thousands with a single fish & loaf of bread, he turned water into wine, he foretold of his death, he went to hell confronted the devil & returned, he came back from the dead and will return again very soon. These are but a few of his miracles, yet you still won’t believe. A math statistician figured out what the probability of the events predicted in scripture that have already materialized today actually coming true. The results were the same as if a tornado went through a junk yard & assembled a 747 ready fly.
      666 to the 20 degree to big tom post. How’s that for in your face proof?

      • COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY says:

        DON’T RESPOND TO THIS IDIOT. CLICK DISLIKE TO TAKE HIS MEANINGLESS POST OFF THE SCREEN AND THEN MOVE ON. DON’T GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HIS SICK EGO SEEKS.

        We’ll stop posting this reminder when responses to BG become essentially zero. That will be very soon thanks to the cooperation of most Pastafarians. Then he can shout his nonsense at the top of his lungs with no audience.

        • Vodkawithpenne says:

          Please please please let me tell him off! I beg you! His proof is such a a load of scientifically improbable rambling!

        • Mal says:

          He’s gone… even if you got to tell him off, it wouldn’t do any good. Not to mention that he’s been told off before, and it didn’t make a damn bit of difference. Just let it go. There are others with whom you should argue.

        • Sky says:

          the like and dislike buttons are… gone? I don’t see them on any posts!

  5. Big Guy says:

    keep violating your own edict Mr. En Retard aka COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY

    • COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY says:

      PLEASE DON’T RESPOND TO BIG GUY. DON’T EVEN CLICK DISLIKE. JUST SCROLL RIGHT THROUGH HIS ILLITERATE NONSENSE AND MOVE ON. DON’T BE TEMPTED TO RESPOND, NO MATTER HOW INANE OR INSULTING HIS POST MAY BE.

      Either Big Guy is putting us on, or he’s as mentally disturbed as he sounds. Either way, we’ve wasted too much time on this moronic troll. If he stops getting a reaction, he’ll eventually leave. Don’t feed his ego.

  6. Jhonny says:

    Come on, this guy is obviously a troll. I myself am a FSM agnostic; but I’d like to think that he would be above feeding something like that.

    • COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY says:

      @Jhonny,

      PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO BIG GUY. CLICK DISLIKE TO TAKE HIS POST OFF THE SCREEN AND MOVE ON. DON’T GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HE SEEKS.

      Thanks fellow Pastafarians. We note that responses have dwindled to nearly zero. Starve the troll. He eventually will tire of posting nonsense that no one reads. We will reclaim our site.

    • Big Guy says:

      no I’m a Christian warrior & we’re in a fight for souls

      I intend on winning

      • COMMITTEE TO SQUELCH BIG GUY says:

        We don’t know what he thinks he intends to win, but don’t respond to this idiotic troll.

        CLICK DISLIKE TO TAKE HIS MEANINGLESS POST OFF THE SCREEN AND THEN MOVE ON. DON’T GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION HIS SICK EGO SEEKS.

        We’ll stop posting this reminder when responses to BG become essentially zero. That will be very soon thanks to the cooperation of our community. Then he can shout his nonsense at the top of his lungs with no audience.

        • agge says:

          C’mon, let him express himself. It is good fun! Yeah Big Guy, give us more stupid comments!

  7. Big Guy says:

    Big Guy knows

    • The Voice of Reason says:

      Did you just refer to yourself in third-person? Isn’t that a sign of insanity or something…? Well, I suppose he’s a Christian so no suprise there.

  8. Aknaib says:

    “Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha.”

    Your god is red wine and bread…

1 8 9 10 11 12 30

Leave a Reply