your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

– Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.

517 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. Captain Hook says:

    Yes we believe in spaghetti and we eat it, IT IS FOOD. You believe in an invisible man and you eat his flesh and drink his blood? Sounds like you are cannibals to me.

    May the marinara guide you to the noodle.

  2. Jay says:

    At least we can see our God nd by gosh it’s delicious

    • Believer says:

      That’s right, we can see our spaghetti god and how he makes us fat, that counts as creationism ?

      Be strong brother, have faith ! In the name of spaghetti, parmesan and tomato sauce.

      • Keith says:

        Spaghetti gives us the carbohydrates to go a-pirating. You can’t swing on rigging and bury treasure without getting rid of a few pounds here and there. They didn’t want to end up like George IV.

        • Rasputin says:

          Welcome Believer, He achieves “creatio ex nihilo”.

        • Nate says:

          You are all stupid. Your praises are all spoofs of our “Amen” and etc. If you’re going to have your own religion, at least be creative. If you hate Christianity, why, may I ask, do you model your phrases and praises after ours? Don’t shame yourself by glorifying food. Its just food. Worship the God who lives, not the Italian cuisine that will end up in the sewers in less than a day.

  3. guy says:

    maybe he created us so we could create him ahahahahaha you guys should get a spaceship

    • The Sauceror says:

      A noodle space-ship piloted by pirates. What an excellent idea, guy!

      • Rasputin says:

        I expect there must be life forms on other planets which would enjoy eating spaghetti and getting drunk. As soon as technology allows us to do so, let’s send unmanned space probes to enlighten other solar systems.

  4. Roger Keating says:

    To the author of this awful post. How do you know God’s mind eg “…thats why god hates it …” All the same I wish the poster all the best anyway. May the FSM keep an eye (s) out for you ….REK

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Roge, please tell us what you’re referring to.

  5. Dogeinator says:

    I’m pretty sure that “Belief” and “Religion” are the exact same thing.

    • SillyKiwiMan says:

      No. Just no. Get a dictionary.

    • Alphy says:

      Are you really that weak minded?

      • The Sauceror says:

        Thank Dog that we pirates aren’t that confused.

  6. Keith says:

    You won’t sell many by insulting your potential customers.

  7. Keith says:

    To clear this up: it was posted as a response to one of those interminable adverts that spring up on this site.

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