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your a stupid ass

Published March 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Your a stupid ass and your religion is gay. Thats why god hates it and evne though he loves yu he hates ur gay and will kill you and all yoru followers. Your god is spaghetti, i ate spaghetti lasnt night. So, ha. Christian god is in teh sky, your is on a plate. Your guy doesnt even have brain let alone create things. Your stupid douchbag. This isnt a religion, its a belief. And you are standing in between you and gods yours love. I hope ur happy.

- Connor Fargus

Hmm…. seems fake.



427 Responses to “your a stupid ass”

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  1. ObiTheFirst says:

    I find it offensive if someone (no matter how intellectually challenged) is so immensely disrespectful of His Noodliness.
    Astounding to say at least is the fact that the writer of this – well, let’s just call it piece – declared to have eaten the FSM when everyone knows that Spaghetti is his chosen food, and not literally himself. Even more disturbing is it to me to hear that as someone who converted to Pastafarianism from a truly cannibal cult called the catholic church where I was forced to eat the flesh and drink the blood of Jesus every Sunday.
    What also strikes me odd is the clear distinction of religion and belief. This is a new concept, but I can absolutely relate to it, seeing how many so called Christians have pretty much no belief whatsoever…

    Well, I am glad I found the FSM. In fact, unbeknownst to me I followed His word by eating Spaghetti every Friday for years before I received my calling. This is proof enough to me that He, indeed, helped me find my way.

  2. Keith says:

    You won’t sell many by insulting your potential customers.

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