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This is a real religion?

Published March 13th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

The government actually passed this BS as religion? You just did this so you can get tax cuts, your religion is based on christian hate because thats all i see you mocking on here, You might as well side with the church of satan who mocks their own belief, Just because youre too blind to be enlightened you have decided to scam all the atheists out there, in a way i have to side with you, because all of your followers are just as stupid as you are, nobody ever looks into history, philosophy or multiple religions before basing their faith, they always just side with hate and disbelief, when love is just the true meaning behind every religion, and science is formulated from the start of religion, it seems that your church and your followers will all go down the same stupid path, even if you are a teacher or a doctor you probably are a bad one at that, well except the church leader who is rolling in money from his t-shirts and probably initiation fees and getting tax cuts, what a smart way to scam atheist church goers, you might as well start the next jonestown massacre.

–Nick



553 Responses to “This is a real religion?”

  1. gordon_uk says:

    “Just because youre too blind to be enlightened you have decided to scam all the atheists out there”

    • What this is a scam??? I want my money back… hang on… er… wait a minute…

    “what a smart way to scam atheist church goers”

    • Error does not compute

    “nobody ever looks into history, philosophy or multiple religions before basing their faith”

    • That’s right, when they do they tend to end up as atheists

    Some how I think Nick is trying to prove Darwin wrong by simply being alive!

  2. TiltedHorizon says:

    Wow, this one is overflowing with misconceptions. How hard is it to read the ‘about’ page and figure out the true mission of FSM? When the chronically stupid come here and attempt to scorch earth with kindergarten insults they are at least excused by their mental defects, these mental midgets can’t resolve satire; they have no aptitude for it. You, Nick, are not covered by this excuse, you appear to have a mind but have opted against its use, willful ignorance by virtue of a lazy mind. Let me give you a cheat sheet since putting any effort is too much effort for you.

    First of all, many of us are Atheists. Being an Atheist is a cognitive CONCLUSION, usually drawn after critically looking “into history, philosophy or multiple religions”.

    Secondly, ‘Love’ is unconditional, religion is conditional, and therefore ‘love’ is NOT the “true meaning behind every religion”. Lack of belief in a given religion means condemnation, meaning ‘love’ was conditional on blind faith acceptance.

    Thirdly, science is not “formulated from the start of religion”. Science is the critical deciphering of the natural world, more often than not, religion is at odds with science. As science progresses our understanding of the natural world expands and the realm of the gods diminishes. This is why so many creationists are of the opinion that science must be dismissed when it does not agree with the bible.

    Lastly, “atheist church goers” is akin to claiming ‘Atheism is a religion’ which is a fallacy. Atheism means the Atheist does not subscribe to any religion, does not believe in any deities, and is not a “church goer”. Arguing against that fact is like claiming the air surrounding an empty diner plate constitutes as a meal.

    May his noodly appendage touch you.

    Ramen.

    TiltedHorizon

    • Pesto says:

      Well said! Unfortunately, your post was more than a few sentences long and contained words and concepts far too advanced for the people they are aimed at to comprehend.

  3. puppygoogoo says:

    Nick,

    wow where do i start. Firstly don’t be scared to use correct punctuation, full stops can be your friend too. Now lets break down your comment:
    “your religion is based on christian hate because that’s all i see you mocking on here” Wrong we mock all religions equally, its just that christians seem to be the only ones sending hate mail to us.
    “nobody ever looks into history, philosophy or multiple religions before basing their faith” Wrong again. I have read two different versions of the bible, the koran and some of the torah. At high school i did history and philosophy as subjects so this proves that you are making poor judgments that have no basis. I’m also pretty sure a lot of people here fall into this category of studies.
    “science is formulated from the start of religion” This statement is disappointing as science, unlike religion, is based on observable evidence.
    “it seems that your church and your followers will all go down the same stupid path, even if you are a teacher or a doctor you probably are a bad one at that” Can you explain this point as i don’t see how being part of this church makes you bad at your job? Do you think we will convince people that religion is farcical and take money away from your religion, or prevent people getting into heaven?
    “initiation fees” Bobby do i owe some money? If yes what is the going rate?
    “atheist church goers” Do we need to say anymore?
    “you might as well start the next jonestown massacre” No sorry we have more sense than that and don’t actually believe that there is a heaven and hell. So the only places we will go when we die are in the ground or into an incinerator then a box/vase/urn.

    RAmen

    puppygoogoo

    • zebobbybird says:

      He also said something about tax cuts?

      I WISH!

  4. Fussilier says:

    Love is the truth behind all religion? Does that mean you love us? Awwww, thanks xx

    • Rev Toni Rigatoni says:

      Yeah, makes you feel all warm and squidgy doesn’t it?

    • Darth Vader says:

      I feel all fuzzy inside

  5. BigBoneDP from OZ says:

    Nick, you’ve missed the whole point of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Please go back to the start, take a deep breath and re-write something once you done all that.

    Cheers.

    BigBoneDP

    p.s. Can I REALLY get a tax break???

    • BigBoneDP from OZ says:

      also…. “…love is just the true meaning behind every religion…”

      I LOVE spaghetti….

  6. Mill-worker says:

    Not every single one of us is an atheist. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?

  7. StJason says:

    I can just see Bobby now rolling in that huge pile of all our initiation fees…. It’s gotta be around here somewhere..

    • StJason says:

      Wait… wait… WAITAMINIUTE!

      Governments pass Religions?!?

      • Duke Airanda Tension says:

        Yes, pass, as in I had to pass a stool this morning. I include the Seneca quote below as relevant.

        Ramen

        Duke Aireanda Tension.

        “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” – Seneca the Younger

  8. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    1. NO religion is real.
    2. Governments have to approve of religions?
    3. “nobody ever looks into history”. Certainly no fundies, else they’d realize how their faith and “purpose for living” is built on fairy tales.
    4. “science is formulated from the start of religion”. No, science was formulated DESPITE of religion. Ask Galileo how much help he got from the Church.

    Nick, take a deep breath, wipe away that tear, read the “About” tab, then learn how and when to use periods. Twelve lines of rant before you use one?

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