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This is a real religion?

Published March 13th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

The government actually passed this BS as religion? You just did this so you can get tax cuts, your religion is based on christian hate because thats all i see you mocking on here, You might as well side with the church of satan who mocks their own belief, Just because youre too blind to be enlightened you have decided to scam all the atheists out there, in a way i have to side with you, because all of your followers are just as stupid as you are, nobody ever looks into history, philosophy or multiple religions before basing their faith, they always just side with hate and disbelief, when love is just the true meaning behind every religion, and science is formulated from the start of religion, it seems that your church and your followers will all go down the same stupid path, even if you are a teacher or a doctor you probably are a bad one at that, well except the church leader who is rolling in money from his t-shirts and probably initiation fees and getting tax cuts, what a smart way to scam atheist church goers, you might as well start the next jonestown massacre.

–Nick



611 Responses to “This is a real religion?”

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  1. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear Saucer, thy cup runneth over with wisdom, sir.

  2. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear Rasputin, I’m afraid your cup runneth not over with wisdom like the Saucer’s. Sheesh mon, there aint ANY gods! There’s only The FLying Spaghetti Monster and he is preparing to revisit earth during The Second Pudding -didn’t you LISTEN to what sister Pam told us? Also, you ask – is not FSM divine? He is not merely divine, Rasputin, he is UBER Divine and that is why I worship him, and not an imaginary god like the Christians do! I was not born yet during the time of the First Pudding, but am looking forward to the full blessings of the Second. I have a horrible feeling though, that The Second Pudding will be yuk-mucky sago pudding (He has a thing about froggy-googly eyes) but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

  3. Rasputin says:

    The FSM is a super god? I’ll agree with that.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Apparently, the FSM is a supper god, too.

  4. Borborygmus says:

    Wait,,, Is Nick for us or against us,,, it’s hard to tell.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Or neither. Or both at the same time. Give him a minute. He might change his mind again— unless he decides not to.

  5. Rasputin says:

    Dear Borborygmus, Welcome! That’s certainly a fine name! Please come here often.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Saying it aloud is like a rumbling in the belly.

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  7. SPAM says:

    The spam will never end. As long as there is SPAM to eat in this world, I will continue to devour it.
    -P.S You should go to your local grocery store and purchase some SPAM.

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