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Petroglyph evidence of the FSM

Published March 31st, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

We have this picture of His Noodliness from a spot North of Mazatlan, Sinaloa, Mexico, from some petroglyphs in las Labradas and here it is.

-Antonia

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47 Responses to “Petroglyph evidence of the FSM”

  1. Rasputin says:

    And what about Santa? How did he and the reindeers survive if they weren’t on the Zark and the ice caps were covered? I think the Buybull isn’t telling the whole truth.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Back in those days, Santa didn’t need reindeer to pull his sled. He had plenty of dinosaurs to choose from. His favorite dinosaur was the Ty-rein-o’deer-us Rex. Obviously, they were Irish dinosaurs. The Ty-rein-o’deer-us Rex dinosaurs were caught having dirty Ty-rein-o’deer-us Rex sex with borched mesoms, and Noah wouldn’t let them on the Zark, so they went extinct. But not all dinosaurs went extinct. Some were lifted up into heaven in what is known as “The veloci-rapture”. While the ice caps melted in the great flood, Noah kept two ice cubes alive on board the zark, so that after the flood was over, they could be released back into the wild where they reproduced to their present size.

      • Rasputin says:

        Ha ha ha!

  2. This is a huge advantage as a student that I never had! says:

    This is a great read and great idea that will help any university student in numerous ways.

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear This is a, you’re right. And every part of our theology is true.

      • The Sauceror says:

        Our religion is more than true. It’s infinitely true. In fact, it’s more than infinitely true– it’s beyond infinitely true. The proof is in the pasta.

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