Hi there.
My name is Robert, I’m 12 and I am a devout Pastafarian. I’ve created a piece of art detailing the first moments of creation. I’d be honored if you posted this on your wonderful website. Here it is, I hope you like it.
Very nice! I particularly like the FSM’s eyes – you captured His intense concentration at that crucial moment.
Thank you a thousand fold for showing this on the website Bob!
MAY YOU BE BLESSED BY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS WONDERFUL APPENDAGES. :D
RAmen. ^__^
Pastafarians,
Let us raise a glass o’ grog to Robert. It is little wonder the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster attracts such creative and well spoken youngsters. (Sorry Robert, you’ll have to wait a couple years afore you enjoy the grog responsibly.)
RAmen,
Danimal
A toast to Robert!! (with Root Beer of course)
Wait… there is a way to enjoy grog RESPONSIBLY?!?!?
It is, certainly, God inspired. I’ve never seen such devotion in such a young soul, it’s very inspiring.
Best wishes from Arentina.
PS: Sorry for bad grammar
He’s only 12 and he’s already been touched by the Truth?
We need to start a scholarship fund for the lad!
Woo! Glad to see others my age who believe in Him. Im 14 and my 12 year old sister, plus a guy in my class, have seen the truth and followed in the tracks of the awesome Bryan Killian, who came to school in full pirate regalia and demanded the right to wear it for the same reasons as others would wear a turban or burka. Of course, due to his extremely stupid school administration, he was suspended.
Best wishes to you and good luck with everyday idiots,
RAmen
All I can say, Hazel, is “forgive them, for they know not what they do” (talk about flinging religious rubbish back in the fundies faces)
Wow. Midgets came first? This changes everything.
The midget’s hat looks a little French. It looks like he’s holding a beer. I was thinking wine, but it looks a little small, and a beer bottle would look a little bigger in a midget’s hands, so it must be beer.
French, beer-swilling midgets are the ancestors of us all!!
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I relish, lead to I found exactly what I used to be looking for. You’ve ended my 4 day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a nice day. Bye