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Are you a retard?

Published February 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

I saw your retarded website and asked myself "why?" but then, there are a lot of crackheads in the world, and you seem to be one of the more insane ones. That is a joke website, right? Can you honestly tell yourself that you truly believe in this load of shit? Pasta is an inanimate food object. It cannot fly. It does not have eyes. It never was and never will be alive and breathing. For your own health, I ask you to stop whatever the hell you’re smoking.

-spf



428 Responses to “Are you a retard?”

  1. Conner says:

    You dare disrespect our lord his noddleiness. You will be sorry when you’re stuck in a freezer for all eternity.

  2. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    “It cannot fly. It does not have eyes.”
    In all of the thousands of images I’ve seen of the Christian god, he did not have wings, or an airplane. Does he fly? Not only that, but he only had 2 eyes. How does he see in all directions at once?

  3. Tim says:

    if you think about it pasta used to be grain which was alive at some point

    • Dragoon says:

      Meatballs used to be animals(sort of) as well.

  4. Inge says:

    Your discussion is obsolete anyway. You know why?
    As Scripture, in the apocryphal Book of II Esdras 6.42 says about God’s drainage work on the earth during Creation “Six parts hast thou dried up.” the earth must be six-sevenths covered by land, only one-seventh consisting of water.
    Obviously that doesn’t allow for a large Ocean and Things beyond, but only for something like the Canale Grande of Venice around the land masses. (I have been in Intaly and saw it, so you might say I’m a biblical witness)
    So America cannot really exist, must be the devil’s way to tempt us poor Europeans with Facebook and McDonalds.
    So who the hell are you all and what are you trying to simulate??

  5. Bitch Tits says:

    for all of you who can’t seem to comprehend our belief because it seems silly to you i want you to look at this with a little bit of intelligence, our diety is made of spaghetti and meatballs, does spaghetti exist? Yes it does, i ate it last night. do meatballs exist? well yes beause typically they come from cows and pogs which exist. your diety is made of some invisible matter that can never be seen or heard and you have faith that proves he exists which by definition means belief without evidence…. so which one is more likely? something that has never been seen or heard or soemthing that people eat everyday? if you arent stupid youll know the right answer, and if you dont know the right answer then unfortunately you are a dumb ass mother fucker who is unfortuantely a victime of this nation poor education system, and you also probably say da instead of the.

    • Atsap Revol says:

      “This nation poor education system…” Da!

      AR

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Mmmmm…pog legs.

  6. Phil says:

    “It was never was and never will be alive………”, pasta (may sauce be upon him) is derived from plants..so therefore very much alive. Just an observation !.

  7. Jason says:

    How dare you insult his noodliness! Eat the spaghetti in honor of him. RAmen.

  8. Sure Bob Sure says:

    “Pasta is an inanimate food object. It cannot fly. It does not have eyes. It never was and never will be alive and breathing.”

    Such blasphemy. Have mercy, Your Noodliness. The unbelievers have not tasted your sacrament. Like children, they know not what they say or do. They live in tastelessness. Have mercy.

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