I stumbled across this old painting in an ancient text on the internet.
It looks like a powerful Pastarfarian. Check out those lovely spaghetti locks and luscious meatball eyes. I wonder, is there more to the story than we yet realize? Could The mighty Spaghetti Monster have sent a messenger to this world in times gone by to preach of His noodly love?
Tom
i wonder if that a meatball sunglas or our noodlyness given sight to a blind person,
maybe we shud sell spagatie wigs and meatball sunglases
Ramen
lolhoofd , loyal Pastafarian
The FSM must have sauced on some dirt, mixed it with his noodly appendage, rubbed it on the blind man’s eyes, then told him to go wash them off in the beer volcano.
I’m not sure that that thing in his left hand is. I can only presume it is some sacred, ancient spaghetti eating implement.
It actually looks like the stick we used to stir spaghetti at the restaurant where I worked in the 70s! We had two, one was a round, carved dowel, smooth on the stirring end and shaped at the top, the other looked more like boat oar. We cooked the spaghetti in an aluminum pot about the size and shape of a five gallon plastic bucket.
That would make sense. The haircut is also very 70′s. Looks like we’re closing in on the era of the great meatball eyed earth walker.
I wonder if the Knights Templar haven’t stolen the staff and hidden it, along with the Ark of the Covenant, the huge candlestick and the Holy Grail. An old tale tells of a staff, made of pure durum wheat stem which had amazing healing properties especially when used to stir soups, sauces and pestos. The soup was then given to the sick, to heal the ailment.
Suppression of the truth could well be the goal here; does the staff, like His Ever Well Drained Noodlyness, truly exist?
I know who that is! That is ol’ Golden Nose the Faith Full
He who wore two eye patches and was blinded!
The story of him sure tells something about faith going too far.
The Messiah has returned! All hail the FSM who loved the world so, he has brought forth a leader to our lands! Let us embrace him as a brother.
RAmen
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