I stumbled across this old painting in an ancient text on the internet.
It looks like a powerful Pastarfarian. Check out those lovely spaghetti locks and luscious meatball eyes. I wonder, is there more to the story than we yet realize? Could The mighty Spaghetti Monster have sent a messenger to this world in times gone by to preach of His noodly love?
Tom
Are you guys serious? This has to be a giant ass joke, right? This is CLEARLY not an actual painting! What the fuck?
Do you guys actually think the creators of this were serious?! A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER? really? Wow.
Why, do you have a fragile belief system that feels threatened by humour?
Hei man, could you respect our beliefs and stop judging please? im not questioning yours. thank you.
May He visit you this Holiday that ye may soon know of the awesome power that is His noodley appendage.
R’Amen.
Blasphemy! I thought this site was kind of funny at first because I thought it was just harmless satire, but that’s just taking it too far >:( How dare you use a picture of Jesus Christ for something like this! That is just hateful and disturbing!
I do not believe that the intent was to cause offense. I think this was merely an attempt at humour. So try not to take this image too seriously, because we’re just trying to have fun!
R’Amen!
Frederica, what in the world made you think that was a picture of Jesus Christ? It doesn’t look like Jesus Christ to me. I believe YOU are the one being blasphemous! Shame on you!
Jesus christ? Since when did Jesus wear priestly robes? He was said to wear simple garb and his dad (or is it himself? I still can’t work it out) said it was sinful to wear mixed fabrics as the character in the picture is, so it is obviously a picture of a Pastafarian priest! So Frederica, it is you that is blaspheming as bruceo says. Repent now and accept his Noodlyness into your heart before you are cast into hell for your heretical pontifications!
The Reverend
Ramen, Rev. Rigatoni.
Plus, Jesus Christ was supposed to be perfect, was he not? Why then would he have an ugly mole?
Frederica, you are going to Hell for sure. (unless you give up your false religion and join the Church of The FSM!)
This dude is clearly white. The Jesus you speak of (and can’t prove actually existed) would have had a much darker skin tone being from the Middle East and all. You are obviously one who just accepts what other people tell you (and show you) without doing your own research. Shame on you.