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FSM Theme Park

Published December 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Open call for submissions!

How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork.  I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter.  Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:

* Pirates

* Beer Volcano

* Midgets  (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))

* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)

* The Creation Mountains

What am I missing?



367 Responses to “FSM Theme Park”

  1. Michael says:

    Um, stripper factory? Duh.

    Oh, and 10,000 different kinds of pasta in the food court. Everything from couscous to lasagna, spirals and wheels and tubes, oh my!

  2. Joel says:

    a flying spaghetti monster

  3. Lara Herman says:

    An interactive dinner show inside the pirate ship, something like Medieval Times or Dixie Stampede.

  4. Alan Chambers says:

    A big Spaghetti Restaurant we could call “Get Stuffed”

  5. RoyalTurtles says:

    We need a strip club.

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    • Keith says:

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  7. Greg Archdale says:

    We need something involving a Big Bang.
    Also, how about an animatronic Adam and Eve eating pasta? Maybe they obtained pasta from a forbidden tree.

    • dave says:

      Eve being tempted by the Talking Fettuccine into eating from the forbidden Meatball Tree.

  8. Syphoneira says:

    Ah, but while He might really rather we didn’t do some things, would he truly forbid us to nibble his meatballs?

    • Rev. Wulff says:

      He’ll forgive a gentle nibble. Just don’t bite!

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