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FSM Theme Park

Published December 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Open call for submissions!

How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork.  I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter.  Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:

* Pirates

* Beer Volcano

* Midgets  (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))

* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)

* The Creation Mountains

What am I missing?



384 Responses to “FSM Theme Park”

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  1. LEE WALSH says:

    FSM TIME TUNNEL
    (how we came to be)

    • Morgan says:

      I agree, a time tunnel would be awesome.

      • Keith says:

        I disagree. Time Tunnel = technology going haywire. We wouldn’t want patrons “lost in the infinite corridors of time”.

        • LEE WALSH says:

          IT COULD BE A VISUAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT SHOWS US THE BEGINING OF THE NOODLEVERSE
          The big bang of the pastafarian world

        • LEE WALSH says:

          Would go with any pirate ride or game

  2. LEE WALSH says:

    FSM HUMAN SLINGSHOT

  3. LEE WALSH says:

    PASTAFARIAN WATER CANON RIDE

  4. LEE WALSH says:

    FSM PASTA-GO-ROUND

  5. Jack Israel says:

    We need Italians, the ultimate enemies of pasta. Eating our babies since 1904.

  6. Devin says:

    Get a photo with the FSM itself?

  7. Devin says:

    …i mean, come on, you HAVE to have a giant FSM in the park

  8. Devin says:

    …and noodle outlets

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