Open call for submissions!
How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork. I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter. Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:
* Pirates
* Beer Volcano
* Midgets (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))
* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)
* The Creation Mountains
What am I missing?
FSM TIME TUNNEL
(how we came to be)
I agree, a time tunnel would be awesome.
I disagree. Time Tunnel = technology going haywire. We wouldn’t want patrons “lost in the infinite corridors of time”.
IT COULD BE A VISUAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT SHOWS US THE BEGINING OF THE NOODLEVERSE
The big bang of the pastafarian world
Would go with any pirate ride or game
FSM HUMAN SLINGSHOT
PASTAFARIAN WATER CANON RIDE
FSM PASTA-GO-ROUND
We need Italians, the ultimate enemies of pasta. Eating our babies since 1904.
Get a photo with the FSM itself?
…i mean, come on, you HAVE to have a giant FSM in the park
…and noodle outlets