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FSM Theme Park

Published December 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Open call for submissions!

How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork.  I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter.  Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:

* Pirates

* Beer Volcano

* Midgets  (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))

* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)

* The Creation Mountains

What am I missing?



384 Responses to “FSM Theme Park”

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  1. Sam says:

    I want to ride a roller coaster on His Noodly Appendages

  2. Oliver Mohr says:

    A ferris wheel that looks like the FSM, and the carts are meatballs.

  3. McHot Pants says:

    Stripper Factory!

  4. Buffo Sprinkle says:

    Uh oh.

  5. UsingReason says:

    A ride that shows the evolution of little girl neglected by daddy turning in to a stripper; but only if she’s hot. If she’s not she joins some cult lead by a father figure, maybe the Presbyterians.

  6. InlovewithBobby says:

    Beer volcano. I’m totally there.

  7. LEE WALSH says:

    SPAGHETTI MONSTER MAZE

  8. LEE WALSH says:

    FSM MONSTER SWINGS

    RAPTOR JESUS ROLLER COASTER

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