Open call for submissions!
How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork. I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter. Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:
* Pirates
* Beer Volcano
* Midgets (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))
* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)
* The Creation Mountains
What am I missing?
A stripper factory might make it harder to get approval for. However, you can have a dance institute (that in the end only teaches pole dancing).
Just go with the stripper factory only use a euphemism so the pompous moralists won’t recognise it. Something like “Entertainment production plant”. Perhaps other people can think of others.
I’d go with the College of Libido Arts, since all graduates, ahem, Libidologists would cater to both sexes and orientations.
What if we made a strip club for adults only?
Or, if that’s not close enough to the “factory” aspect, a strip club training facility? It’s a legitimate business, I don’t see why it wouldn’t get approval.
How about calling it like a “sports arena” or something since pole dancing is considered a sport?
The origin of allegedly intelligent life on Earth:
Zachariah Sitchin claims that humans were genetically engineered by the Annunaki. Not so! What really happened was a Packlid ship (watch re runs of Star Treck the Next Generation to find out about Packlids) crashed on planet Earth in pre-historic times, and the survivors had sex with monkeys. The product of the contaminated monkey DNA became the dominant species on Earth (by the process of screwing things up for everybody, and then blaming others). Thus we have the modern species Homo Sapiens.
If you want further proof that intelligent design could not possably have happened, have a talk with your supervisor.
Dinosaur rides, plays depicting the life of mosey, a center to recreate the creation of the world, the heavens, and the firmament.
Do you mean Moseley, as in Henry Gwyn Jeffreys Moseley?
I think he means the Captain Mosey, who freed the short order cooks and brought us the eight “I’d really rather you didn’ts.”
Ah! OK. Theology is not one of my strong points.
I’ve always admired Brits with three initials. P.M.S. Blackett was another outstanding example. Do we know anything about Captain Mosey’s given names? I’d believe something like H.J.U. (Horatio Jason Ulysses) Mosey would have to be right…Perhaps Danny knows.
I don’t know if Mosey was even his real name, considering lots of pirates choose their own name when joining a crew. I plan on being “Captain Darkblade” when I can find the money to get ordained.
@Danny – Why wait???? Once washed in the Sauce, you can bend on all sails! Arrrrr, Cap’n!
Then Cap’n Darkblade I be!
May the Sauce be with you.
RAmen
How about a really big tank of piranha fish? The deluded followers of the first century magic jew recon he was a fisherman, so there’s a tenuous link and you can have spaghetti marinara. An idea from an Australian follower.
I want a place to make my own FSM toast.
Hands-on is good, but it should all be fun and simple and volunteer-based.
So, how ’bout a water slide for a ride? It could be a series of slides coming from a center platform, modeled after His Noodliness, with pool noodles floating around below. Not nearly as expensive to build.
And wtw, Piranha fish would look outstanding here.
This SCREAMS waterpark!
agreed but come on i think we can get a little more than that i feel there is something more
Like what, Viagara falls?
My fellow believers, I think we are forgetting about our “Holidays”. I mean, seriously – who can forget Fridays, Halloween, Pastover, and all the others.
Who HAS forgotten them? And what does that have to do with a theme park?