Open call for submissions!
How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork. I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter. Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:
* Pirates
* Beer Volcano
* Midgets (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))
* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)
* The Creation Mountains
What am I missing?
A stripper factory might make it harder to get approval for. However, you can have a dance institute (that in the end only teaches pole dancing).
Just go with the stripper factory only use a euphemism so the pompous moralists won’t recognise it. Something like “Entertainment production plant”. Perhaps other people can think of others.
I’d go with the College of Libido Arts, since all graduates, ahem, Libidologists would cater to both sexes and orientations.