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FSM Theme Park

Published December 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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Open call for submissions!

How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork.  I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter.  Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:

* Pirates

* Beer Volcano

* Midgets  (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))

* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)

* The Creation Mountains

What am I missing?



395 Responses to “FSM Theme Park”

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  1. BrianJewett says:

    PASTA SLIDE!
    Like a water slide but on a mat of wet noodles. Super fast and tasty!

    • Minister Joe says:

      Bonus points for using marinara sauce instead of water. :)

      • Rasputin says:

        Is that marinara or marijuana? Why not both?

  2. Liam says:

    A GIANT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. paul says:

    THE STRIPPER FACTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Dan says:

    Stripper factory?

    • The Sauceror says:

      Yes, Dan, a stripper factory. Could life get any better?

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