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Virgin Mary sighting is clearly the FSM

Published August 30th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

A church in North Carolina has been receiving a lot of attention over a "Virgin Mary" sighting.  In quotes, because it’s clearly the FSM.  Take a look: 

Mary did not have noodly appendages (so far as I know)

Here’s an article about it.  I particularly liked the quotes…

This was, to me, I feel like, an answer to prayer. I think (God) sent us a miracle.

Feel free to leave comments and set them straight.



43 Responses to “Virgin Mary sighting is clearly the FSM”

  1. death says:

    hey suckers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fuck you all…..

    • Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

      i know you want to

  2. Glenn says:

    Looks like a jizz stain.

  3. Emily R. says:

    Yes. This IS clearly our beloved FSM….I don’t see how it could possibly look like the Virgin Mary, but then again that’s just me!

  4. Bawdybill says:

    How can it be? No one has seen the actual VM since the Assumption and the folks before that event didn’t make any surviving paintings/pictures. Actually, image making by Jews was and is forbidden. As to the FSM, who knows or cares? Same goes for Jesus.

  5. bah says:

    all i see is a hooded figure and a large, misshapen, erect phallus

  6. shiva says:

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEIR GOD WAS SO PERFECT

    DIDNOT HE KNOW HOW TO PAINT???

    it looks like some one pissed of the wall… bad aiming thats all… ok every one goes home.. it was just a homless guy pissing in church.. no sighting today.. oh shit… but the press already here…
    ok..

    we gonna tell them its virgin marry…

    LMAO…

    and we wondering why we not able to find the secrets of universe???? cause there are so many retards living among us!!!!!!

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