Zach’s drawing, I love it.
I want to see the FSM being drained in a Colander. Anyone?
Oh come on…
FSM is to awesome to die on a cross like that pathetic zombie-jerk
and beside it would be bad if the FSM came back like the faggot did, 3 days after eating him either get jump out of your chest like a freaknig alien, or thought your ass ( that could hurt a little too XD)
FSM was boild for our sin, and ready in five minute thank to instant Ramen!
lol, alien-resurrection would be badass!
This site pisses me off, this “religion” is based purley in spite of Christianity, and a whole group of people is being lead down the path of damnation, because one person didn’t agree with Christianity
And, there are blasphemic pictures like this one that serve the amazing purpose of pissing me off alot
Good job humanity
Dude if you hate it so much then what are you even dooin on here syeah just saying RAmen
Christbro don’t flatter the zombie this site was created in spite of incorrectness which happens to include zombie lovers RAmen!,
upset christian emails start flooding in, in 3… 2… 1…
Good. Low on hate mail for awhile.
By ‘Sins’ Zach means ‘dinner’.
Dinner is a sin??? Bummer :-(
Pastafarian Greetings, and may the Sauce be with you,
Thomas L. Nielsen
No ‘He boiled for your dinner’. Not sins.
Dinner (along with lunch, breakfast, elevenses, afternoon tea, supper and ‘a quick snack or bite to eat’) is the most sacred meal of the day for Pastafarians.
Blessed be his balls.
Don’t you realize how offensive and sacreligious this is? How can you profane my savior in this way?
He would never allow himself to be put on a cross. In a colander, maybe.
Have you never heard of the Spagmata?
He boiled on the holy pot and cooled on the holy fork or pastafix
I’m with Stophe. Skewered on a fork would seem to be more appropriate for the FSM. However, it’s still a good image.
In similitude, I am willing to sacrifice several packages of Golden Grain (unblemished, of course) in order to obtain this sweet, sweet picture as a necklace pendant to remind me of his sacrifice for me. FSM, hear my prayer.
Using this in a Comparative Religions class for secular humanistic Jewish children. Thank you so much!
You’re welcome, and Mazeltov!
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