this is all a hoax

Published June 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Hey man ……you are absolutely crazy ….

I honestly think this is all a hoax trying to get people so wound up.

You either have got so much time on your hands or you are just a total nutter.

Talk about Christians man…… maybe you should take a look at yourself… what are you?

Yes you do get nutty Christians but hey , so do you get nutty followers …many i assume from your flying church….

However no matter what you say or write or think, it will be the Love of Jesus who will bring you to him.

You see man i have been through so many things and paths and my life is not perfect…..but the only one who has loved me and stuck so close to me is Jesus Christ…. we are not talking about any man.

Why you give Him a try…i challenge you don’t just like Okay lets see you work in my life.

Go quiet and get serious and ask Him to take over your life….man you will not know what hit you and you will never be the same again.

Hey man…Jesus does love you no matter what you say or even think.

Cheer mate

-Wayne



304 Responses to “this is all a hoax”

  1. Jeff says:

    First of all, Wayne, Thank you for not, unlike most people, coming on here to cuss us out or insult us. I don’t know about anyone else, but I was a Christian for the first 13 years of my life or so, and like I saw someone previously comment, whenever I went atheist, nothing changed. I tried for 13 years, but it never worked for me, so believe me when i say that Christianity isn’t for everyone. I appreciate you trying to help, but I’ve already tried it and It’s not for me.

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  3. Nobody of Interest says:

    I’d rather follow the Great Pasta God then a man that may have existed but is most likely not the Son of God.

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  5. Anna says:

    Amen Brother! Remember: Jesus loves me! This I know,
    For the Bible tells me so;
    Little ones to Him belong,
    They are weak but He is strong.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! He who died,
    Heaven’s gate to open wide;
    He will wash away my sin,
    Let His little child come in.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! loves me still,
    When I’m very weak and ill;
    From His shining throne on high,
    Comes to watch me where I lie.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so.

    Jesus loves me! He will stay,
    Close beside me all the way;
    He’s prepared a home for me,
    And some day His face I’ll see.
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    Yes, Jesus loves me!
    The Bible tells me so. “God Bless us….. Everyone!”

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Girl of sixteen, whole life ahead of her
      Slashed her wrists, bored with life
      Didn’t succeed, thank the Lord
      For small mercies

      Fighting back the tears, mother reads the note again
      Sixteen candles burn in her mind
      She takes the blame, it’s always the same
      She goes down on her knees and prays

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      Girl of eighteen, fell in love with everything
      Found new life in Jesus Christ
      Hit by a car, ended up
      On a life support machine

      Summer’s day, as she passed away
      Birds were singing in the summer sky
      Then came the rain, and once again
      A tear fell from her mother’s eye

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours
      But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor

      - Depeche Mode
      And when I die I expect to find Him laughing

      • ... says:

        you’re right. god is a sick and twisted bastard…

      • nun sequitur says:

        my spouse has always called them
        depressed mode,

        but since he was a ‘goth’ as a teen (today its goth vampires, he pointed out, not whatever other visigoth tribute…all it really meant was, he dressed in black…& some other defining characteristics, like cure, listening…as in, cure the band- altho, tastes somewhat more diverse, if only sinc.e)

        SO.., he hardly has room 2 judge (ha…no offense) anyway…DM.

        here, a snippet on goths, i never knew…
        source, wiki

        ‘….c Septimania, exemplified by the career of Ferreol, Bishop of Uzès (died 581). Jewish communities had prospered here under the Roman empire and to some extent under the later Christian Orthodox (Byzantine) rule, but under the Visigoth kings a Roman Catholic church-state policy of systematic anti-Semitism was pursued. A succession of royal ecclesiastical councils at Toledo, brushing aside Orthodox Christian policy, either decreed the forcible baptism of the Jews or forbade circumcision, Jewish rites and observance of the Sabbath and festivals. Throughout the seventh century, Jews were flogged, executed, had their property confiscated, were subjected to ruinous taxes, forbidden to trade and, at times, dragged to the baptismal font. Many were obliged to accept Christianity but continued privately to observe the Jewish
        laws. [21]…’

        um,
        i think its supposed 2 say, baptismal FRONT, ,,but we do have that (gothic font), as a selection in word documents…

        didnt they do personal jesus, as well? i liked them..that band.

        • nun sequitur says:

          never heard that other song…this one listed…

  6. Tomat-Uffe says:

    let jesus take over your life? so you can get away from your responsibilities and not having to use your head to think for your self? pathetic…

  7. ahahahaahaahaha says:

    hahaha, you ask us to try Christianity? you know what? I HAVE! i really tried. it didnt work, in the end, it didnt work.

    tell you what, lets make a deal, i promise i will try Christianity again if you are willing to try pastafarianism/atheism. if you are going to try and make me attempt your religion, lets see you try mine. i bet you wont but if you do, tell me, and i’ll honestly try yours. dont think something like “its different because i know im right and you’re wrong” because seriously, it would be arrogant to think that your opinion is more correct than mine.

    lets see how willing you are when the table gets turned.

  8. Alicem says:

    Wayne… I bet he’s black… but in good way….

    • nun sequitur says:

      Alicem said ‘but in a good way’…

      isnt that the only, way?

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