I was over come with an abundance of pipe cleaners, googley eyes, and brown balls today. What was a girl to do?
I hope it pleases him as mush as it made me squee!
Lindsey <3
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ScatteredLeaves sent me this video. Very nice.
What do you think, will it work?
Hey man ……you are absolutely crazy ….
I honestly think this is all a hoax trying to get people so wound up.
You either have got so much time on your hands or you are just a total nutter.
Talk about Christians man…… maybe you should take a look at yourself… what are you?
Yes you do get nutty Christians but hey , so do you get nutty followers …many i assume from your flying church….
However no matter what you say or write or think, it will be the Love of Jesus who will bring you to him.
You see man i have been through so many things and paths and my life is not perfect…..but the only one who has loved me and stuck so close to me is Jesus Christ…. we are not talking about any man.
Why you give Him a try…i challenge you don’t just like Okay lets see you work in my life.
Go quiet and get serious and ask Him to take over your life….man you will not know what hit you and you will never be the same again.
Hey man…Jesus does love you no matter what you say or even think.
Cheer mate
-Wayne
As a sailor and a devout pastafarian, I feel need to fly my colors proud and true. Thus, I had this flag made. It will be flown whenever I am on the water. May the word of His Blesssed Noodlyness be spread far and wide.
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From prominent father of evolutionary biology, Ernst Haeckel: a work entitled Astro-Jellyfish was most certainly inspired by Him.
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I was looking at a Cthulhu related webcomic (The Unspeakable Vault) When I found this! Apparently the FSM is delicious to Elder Gods!
-Saint Fnordius
I have now made 6 of these and forced some of my friends to put them in their cars….I hope you like them.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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