The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.
Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you,
Mike
He talks about mocking religion, yet he mocks ours. What a hypocrite. He is also ignorant to think christianity is the only real religion. May his noodlyness be with you Mike. Ramen. -Steve
What a contrast with the last bit of hate mail. Instead of a stoner we get an insane rambler who can’t keep away from the caps lock key or swear words. How sad. There really isn’t much to say about this one. Not even a slight difference from the usual.
RAmen,
person
(ps, if you can see my last comment even though I can’t then sorry about posting twice in a row)
FSM-ism is a satire religion: once you realize that, if you ever stop foaming at the mouth long enough to pay attention, then I hope you realize what a reactionary, hyperventilating, venom-spewing Neanderthal you’re being. You are ‘a solid Christian’, all right!
I loved the multitude of ironies and misunderstandings in this post…here’s my favorite.
“When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!!”
When you’re already dead, it doesn’t matter if you’re burning or not.
By the way, the word ‘racist’ means one who feels superior to other races. I’ll save your atrophied brain some wear and tear and inform you that your letter has nothing to do with race, but with religion. If you’re going to spew venom, at least use the proper words for it.
I really hate that YOU have to MOCK other religions. Like this one. Also, which of the dozens of versions of the Bible is the ‘REAL Bible’ you mentioned?
Read this, if you dare. http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible2.htm
Keep sending that good Christian love!
I must point out that it is your decision to be offended. I also will point out that you obviously haven’t actually _read_ the gospels – neither the one you choose to be deluded by, nor the obviously superior FSM version. I don’ see how the FSM could be racist, pirates of all colors are happily accepted on board. You, however, seem to be a repressed homophobe and full of the typical Xtian contradictions – simultaneously ‘praying for us’ while passing judgement. Isn’t that a bit of a no-no in your book?
cheers, you delusional monkey!
PC
Jeez, Mike.
That “RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG” crack really stung.
You outta have some respect.
OK, I may not know everything about Pastafarianism, but I’m fairly sure that the Great Prophet Bobby Henderson has never taught his followers to go around insulting other religions. I personally have never heard any Pastafarian use the phrase “The New Testicle because I’m sure that we could probably come up with something actually funny. The same with the “Ten Little Indians” – that’s just harsh and a rubbish pun, if a pun it is meant to be. And I don’t think there is any Jew hating in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster because we are neither Nazis nor intolerant right wing Christians. And as a reply to our heaven vs Christian heaven, I would rather take the Beer Volcano and the Strippers over sitting on a cloud in a dress playing a harp for all eternity.
Thank you for your offer of prayer, and I shall surely pray for your soul, so that if the great FSM does not let you into heaven, at least the strippers you get in hell won’t have really bad STDs.
And good luck with the suing, I’m not sure whether you have heard, but a few hundred years ago in America they passed a bill that said that all religions are free and equal, and we really are not racist. I’d like to draw your attention to 2 examples of Christian Racism – Westboro Baptist church and the KKK, and neither of them have been sued (much).
Thanks for reading.
All praise the FSM. R’Amen.
“I am praying for you, and I really hate” Wow, this post is just full of love/hate talk. I love when the fundies show their true nature of ‘loving’ you then killing you if you don’t worship like they do.
I’ll bet your preacher is very proud of you.