The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.
Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you,
Mike
Oh, the christian love, again. There is no end to it.
So tell me mikey, how can this guy who is everywhere and nowhere at once, have created you? Does it have a brain? Can we see an MRI of his brain?
I find it amusing that as a solid christian, you hate us for mocking the jews. Which we don’t, we only mock their scripture, as we mock the scripture of all other religions. Your religion, on the other hand, doesn’t just mock them; it accuses them of “deicide”, and calls them “the children of the devil”. Have you read your bible, mikey? I am talking about the gospel of john. Are you going to sue all the publishers that print the christian bible for fomenting antisemitism?
Incidentally, mikey, I am getting a little confused by your logic. “When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell”. You claim it doesn’t matter if we get an STD when we are dead. Which is fair. Why, then, do the fires of hell matter? We are dead already, remember?
Yes, we call our religion peaceful. We have had no inquisition, no witch hunts, no conquistadors, no crusades, no thirty-year war. There is one religion that has had all of those. Which was it? Hmmm…
Now, why does the phrase “ten little indians” make us racists? In case you don’t know, that is actually the tile of a mystery novel, one of the best selling mysteries of all time. Are the publishers of the works of Agatha Christie going to feel your christian love as well?
RAmen
PS Why can we mock your religion? The first amendment.
Oh, the irony, it burns! So Mike, you keep accusing us of racism, however you have no qualms about using “queer” in a derogatory sense (derogatory means belittling, Mike, just so you know). Very well played indeed, Sir.
As for your remark about “a bowl of fucking food” creating us, let me remind you that there are roughly 1 billion Catholics out there who believe that a cracker is the flesh of god (no caps intentional) and wine is the blood of god. What do you have to say to them? Are you indirectly mocking their religion? Shame on you!
“When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!!”. I might also argue that once you’re dear it matters not whether you burn in a lake of fire or not, wouldn’t you agree?
Also, “beer is nasty as fuck”?! While beer might seem unsophisticated at first, it really presents a huge variety of flavors from lager to ale to the cognac-like Sam Adams Utopia. Are you sure you’ve tried them all? You might find something you like if you widen your horizons a bit; Budweiser is only the tip of the iceberg!
I won’t even comment on your threats of legal action. You clearly have a very limited understanding of the law.
RAmen Mike!
Hmm…. I don’t even know where to begin. Racist? Wow. Ummmm… I believe it is your religion that promotes that shit buddy.
Another “fucking” solid Christian with a “fucking” potty mouth and a “fucking” inferiority complex. We’ll stop making fun of yours and other’s religion when you “fucking” stop “fucking” bad “fucking” mouthing our “fucking” religion, you “fucking” fuck fucking fuck fuck fucker fucking fuck fuke fuck!
P.S. I’m so glad that you are praying for me. Be sure to use the word “fucking” a lot, or your “fuck fucking fucker” of a god might not fucking fuck hear what the fuck you’re fucking praying for (fuck).
I think you need to get laid so you can stop thinking about “fucking” all the time.
Well obviously you don’t now what the point of the FSM is, seeing as it wasn’t created to bash religion. In fact, if you read the letter that is on the homepage of the site, you would know that. I think that its kind of sad that you’ve read the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and don’t understand that much. Sure we make jokes off other religions, at least we’re not going around telling them that they’re all going to Hell for not believing your/their “God”, its not racist, get that through your head. The FSM has nothing to do with that, its just a joke, and if it was, it wouldn’t be the only book that you could find in a book store that was. I don’t even see the point in the lawsuit, something offended you, so you’re going to waste the time of others for it. This letter is more offensive than any of the hate mail I’ve seen on this site to be honest. I mean, you talk about how we are joking/bashing your religion, well look at what you’re doing. You just went and bashed any possibility of our Heaven and Hell. As for a bowl of food creating us, you don’t understand anything of Pastafarianism if you think that’s how it works. The FSM created Spaghetti in his own image, you should do some research before you attempt to bash another religion, other wise your ignorance on it all will definitely show. Its to bad, if it wasn’t for Christians like you, I wouldn’t be so annoyed with the church. I would mind my own business and enjoy the FSM in peace, instead people like you want to bash this and “save me” People have the right to write what they think, its not so different from the bible, it was written by man, so its no different.
Ramen
Mike,
Read the about us tab – it explains our motivation for what we do. As fun as this religion is, we are not doing this just for shits and giggles. Also, I find it very odd that you criticize us for being supposedly racist then use “queer” as in insult against us. Protip: it is, by definition, not racist to make fun of everyone equally. It is, however, insulting and demeaning to homosexuals (another group that has faced much persecution) to use the words “queer” or “gay” as insults. You at least were not hypocritical enough to insult us then say you would pray for us, so I will do you the same courtesy.
Not praying for you,
Sarah
Hi Mike,
I just wanted to let you know that Christians like you do more to damage the image of your own religion than I ever possibly could. Thank you so much for doing your part in showing that Christianity is nothing but an intolerant death cult and ensuring that Christianity will eventually be tossed on the historical scrap heap of other failed religions and myths.
Cheers.
Mike, as a solid Christian you should teach love and tolerance, not spew such hate and venom. Us Pastafarians are a happy bunch. Come be Touched by His Noodly Appendage! Ramen,
Mike.