most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion

Published June 12th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER  IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.

Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you,
Mike



1,178 Responses to “most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion”

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  1. wulff says:

    In the immortal words of Lewis Black, “Go fuck yourself.”

  2. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    Yes, so angry. I am about to… about to… oh fuck… I forgot what I was going to do. Guess I’m just gonna go grab a beer then.

  3. TiltedHorizon says:

    Nope. I think I’m yawning to be honest. It not you though, I’m just tired from a from a long night, what you said was dead on, woo-hoo that burns. You scorched earth with that one.

    Sorry, I promise that next time I’ll be wide awake. Again, it’s me, not you. I’m sure I’ll cry tomorrow or maybe the day after.

  4. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Wow. Such wit. Who writes your material? I’m underwhelmed.

  5. Stalker says:

    name in the bible where it says god has a brain dumb ass
    and dont be hypocritical
    calling a specific religion racist is racist

  6. ahahahaahaahaha says:

    hahahahahahaahaahahahaah. you my friend are a nutter. :D

  7. Steve Howerton says:

    “I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck.”
    Fuck is nasty???
    I whole-heartily disagree.
    Fuck is wonderful……just like beer.
    Remember……he boiled for YOUR sin too.
    Show some respect.

  8. Olivz says:

    excuse me sir, but may I point out that YOU are being racist and blasphemous towards OUR creator and we were just expressing our views. Thankyou

    • Olivz says:

      (I mean he was blaspheming towards The FSM, relish in his noodley appendages. Ramen)

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