The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.
Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you,
Mike
“The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion”…..
-Um, ok. I suppose everyone who identifies with a religion can say that about all others (though it is an x-tian past-time).
“Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you?”….
-I dunno. For all I know it could be an Invisible Cloud Being. I wasn’t there, but people have been known to beleive in some really crazy shit.
“It doesn’t even have a fucking brain!”…..
-Can I see your proof?
“I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others.”….
-Sorry you offend easily. Pussy.
“Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others?”….
-Sorry. Our bad. We know X-tians would never do such a horrible thing (I can be soooo full of shit at times).
“Seriously, stop making fun of other religions.”….
-No. I’m a real dickhead.
“Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet.”…..
-Yup. The KKK, Republican Party, Teabaggers, X-tians, NASCAR fans and Fox Nooze have nothing over on me.
“Also, in your queer FSM “Bible”, you obiously had to make fun of the Jews.”…
-”Queer” is not a racist statement, huh Mikey? The X-tians have never had a bad thing to say about the Jews, so you really have solid ground to stand on there.
“Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks.”….
-I beg to differ. I love beer, tits and pussy. Our “heaven” will suit me just fine.
“I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck.”….
-Can I have your share of the beer and strippers?
“Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell”….
-Wow, what a very X-tian thing of you to say : – )
” am a solid Christian and I am praying for you”….
-If you are so sure we are going to Hell, why are you wasting your time praying for us?
“I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions.”….
-X-tians have been known to hate many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many things.
“realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit.”….
-Yup. Just like every other religion.
“I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible”…..
-Freedom of Speech only applies if you are saying EXACTLY what the Republikkkan/Teabagger/X-tians want to hear.
“AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION “PEACEFUL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”….
-Lets compare numbers. How many people have died because of your religion and how many have died because of ours.
“Fuck you”….
-Nothing like ending a letter in a respectful manner.
Mike, I hope He blesses you with His Noodly Appendage.
Randy.
Don’t have his share. They will be stale and infected. Both the beer and the strippers.
haha. Another happy, loving Christian. I can’t even begin to cite amount of irony in that message. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Pesto Be With You
Mike here sounds like he is one wafer from being a Jihadist. Eat up and pass the wine.
Terry
Classic. The love that spouts from Christians is underwhelming…is Mike praying for us to see the light or to burn in hell quicker?
You know, it’s funny that in a rant so obviously opposing discrimination and name-calling, you randomly name-call gay people (“your queer FSM Bible”, “sucks huge fucking dicks”), as well as mentally disabled people (“most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of”). Sorry, you’re not allowed to pick and choose what groups to discriminate against… it doesn’t work like that.
The most pathetic excuse for a Christian ever! He clearly bothered to read the holy scripture, yet understood none of it. He makes fun of us, blasphemes our religion and violates his own by swearing and being completely intolerant of others. This is why religion needs to stay out of schools, especially under the guise of “intelligent design.” Unfortunately, this is also why even our own religion shouldn’t be allowed in schools. Posting the hate mail just inflames them more, and feeds the hate in Pastafarians themselves. Not everyone has to be a self-righteous religious asshole, you guys.
Wow, Mike has a lot of anger issues. But at least he’s praying for us.
“I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck.”
I want nasty strippers that fuck … and beer. :-)
You pray for us yet you want us to go to hell? Yes. Very pathetic.