most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion

Published June 12th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER  IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.

Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you,
Mike



1,180 Responses to “most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion”

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  1. Justin says:

    Wow. Somebody calling themselves a “solid Christian” should really take a look at the words they’re choosing to place on the internet for everyone to see. I’m pretty sure that a so-called Christian should have set a higher bar for themselves than you did sir. I’d like to thank you for solidifying my opinion of a “solid Christian” even more than it previously was. HYPOCRISY runs rampant in the minds of the believers for anything or anyone who’s opinion or view differs from their own.

    Thank you again sir and FSM Bless!

  2. hinsel says:

    now if that isn’t a fine example of “christ like” behaviour, i don’t know what is!
    jesus did oust the money changers from the temple and all, and while i wasn’t actually THERE, i think he likely used less “fucking” and “mother fuckers” when he did it.

    but yeah, flying spaghetti monster is ludicrous, just like most other human conceived notions of “god”

    • question says:

      including “god” right?

  3. Pastor Farian says:

    That is the most beautiful writing I’ve ever read, and surely made possible by his holy noodliness. I suspect most men of the many religions of our world would scorn such a passionate plea and misguided understanding. But through our passive and kind hearts and ways, simple see the deeper hurt and confusion and through his saucy goodness, allow the steam to dissipate. Thank you for sharing.

    Aarrrrrrrgggggg
    Pastor Farian

  4. ski says:

    Awwwww, well at least he’s praying for you.

  5. McAngry says:

    Wow, I didn’t realize there are people with negative IQ scores. LOL

    RAmen

  6. jerbz says:

    Can I have his Beer and strippers then?

  7. Bastian Fromherz says:

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  8. JB says:

    So much anger, so much hate, so little sense of humor, such coarse language, and so little interest in figuring out how or why. I’m please I will not have to share my Heaven with this character nor will I be required to share his Heaven which doesn’t sound very appealing in any case.

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