most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion

Published June 12th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion. Bullshit, a bowl of fucking food created you? It doesn’t even have a fucking brain! Ha ha. I can’t believe how much you are offending me, and many others. Especially your FSM "Bible". Why did you have to make fun of my religion, and others? You called the Christian bible The New Testicle. Seriously, stop making fun of other religions. Also, you called the Hindu’s book, "Ten Little Indians". Okay, you are the most twisted, racist fucking bastard on the planet. I can’t believe you are a racist bastard. Why, do you have to make fun of other religions? Probably because you want to just kick back and laugh at other people, and bash them. That’s why. Also, in your queer FSM "Bible", you obiously had to make fun of the Jews. I’m very offended, because the Jews had probably had the roughest life, and you go ahead and make fun of the REAL Bible, not your bullshit bible!!! Your version of heaven sucks huge fucking dicks. I don’t want strippers, and beer is nasty as fuck. You aren’t even trying, and your version of Hell is the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard of. When you’re already DEAD it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER  IF YOU GET AN STD OR NOT!!!!! Fuck you sir, don’t be suprised when you die if you burn in Hell, because I am a solid Christian and I am praying for you, and I really hate that you have to MOCK other religions. You are very racist, and I hope that you burn in Hell and realize your FSM is just your imagination, and you’re full of bullshit. Also, I feel like sueing the publishers of your FSM Bible, since you have gone that far and turned racist.

Don’t be suprised if you get sued for being a RACIST FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! AND YOU CALL YOUR RELIGION "PEACEFUL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you,
Mike



1,235 Responses to “most fucking pathetic excuse for a religion”

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  1. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    Dear Bazzacuda, I agree ! The
    “…..Fuck you, Mike” hatemail is one of the funniest ones I’ve read in a long while. Held in place by a magnet, a copy thereof hangs on the side of our refrigerator. It never fails to make me laugh out loud. Great.

  2. Apprentice Frederic says:

    Sainted Gnocchi, so happy and relieved your humor restored to us! Being a stupid American, I first thought “Sani Pass” was some kind of a bacteria-free permit, but I did Google that anyway, and was edified and impressed. Glad colander-sledding worked out. If he were still here, Rudyard Kipling would write about you.

  3. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    Dear #1Pastafarian, You guys have a musical sheep that fiddles solo? Truly, there is always something new under the sun.

  4. Nate says:

    I love how he makes the point that beer is, “nasty as fuck.” Everyone knows that the beer volcano can serve any beverage, not just beer.

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