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Fossilized Pirate Fish

Published June 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The fact that this fossil appears in metamorphic soapstone is proof positive of divine noodley intervention.

-Mark

I am convinced 100%.  I admit I was never a skeptic, but faith is a virtue, etc., etc.



12 Responses to “Fossilized Pirate Fish”

  1. Iron Mike says:

    What more do you need? I truly believe.

  2. Randy says:

    I can’t argue with solid proof like that. It was nice of the FSM to provide us with such proof, but the moment I learned of the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory, I was convinced.

    Randy

  3. jgr4 says:

    I want one.

  4. Keith says:

    Well, that’s convinced me! It’s a pity Prof. Beringer did not have access to this fossil in the early 18th century: he would have gained more credibility and palaeontology would have advanced sooner.

  5. Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

    @keith either that or it would have convferted him to pastafarian and he would sit around drinking grog all day and never get and scientific work done

  6. Walt says:

    Take that Charles Darwin! Try to explain how that eyepatch evolved gradually. Talk about irreducible complexity. What good is half an eyepatch?

  7. BlackBard says:

    That settles it! What more proof does anyone need?

  8. Arrrrrrr says:

    It appears to be a completely new fossil type that has been directly carved by Him! I’m feeling all noodly right now.

    RAMEN

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