You and your so-called followers sicken me

Published May 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

It is disheartening at least and sickening at worst that you sought to make a website solely for your foolish beliefs, serious or not, that a dish of pasta created you. Flying Spaghetti Monster? Yes. The meal doesn’t even have sauce, you delusional communists (because you know that if you eat pasta without sauce, it is nothing short of communism)! Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles. I am sincerely concerned for your sanity, but I don’t give a damn if God strikes you dead.

How dare you mock the Father in such a manner? To be atheistic is expected, as humans have little faith for what cannot be seen. But to mock the religions of others? That is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself. You are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig. Swine. Nothing more than something to be sneered at for smelliness. You and your so-called followers sicken me.

- Marie



320 Responses to “You and your so-called followers sicken me”

  1. Greg says:

    Dear Marie,

    I don’t know if you can understand it, but please try. One aspect of the message we’re trying to get across here, is that religions aren’t specially protected against mockery. They are just silly beliefs and there is no need to go all burn-in-hell on us, as there is simply no hell. We would really like you to just calm dowm, TRY to think rationally and realise that the mighty Children Fuckers’ Organisation has made you believe in quite silly things:
    An all-powerful living-on-a-cloud sky-daddy? A guy who was killed (because he loved us and his sky-daddy loved him a lot too, no less) and then lived again? A lady who got pregnant and claimed it was the sky-daddy who knocked her up? Seriously??
    Think of it this way: if your neighbour’s teenage daughter got pregnant, and her mom claimed it was “god’s” fault, what would you think? A modern miracle or just a girl who doesn’t know how to use a condom?
    Wake up, for crying out loud, and stop preaching nonsense. Among all others, except maybe Scientology, your religion is one of the most absurd and ridiculous. You waste your time praying to the image of a dead guy nailed to wooden sticks. Go eat some pasta instead. Just make sure to add sauce, it’s a well known vaccine against communism… (WTF??)

    Greg.

  2. gimmethegepgun says:

    I guess since he thinks pigs are only worth being laughed at for smelling bad, he doesn’t like bacon. Or, more likely, loves bacon, and just is being a complete hypocrite as christians do AT ALL TIMES.
    Oh, and please do inform us how your religion worshiping a dead jew who was his own father and came from a virgin mother and came back to life after being nailed to a piece of wood and then rising into the sky and NOT exploding while there (deep breath) whose death was the fault of the jews and romans despite committing suicide by apparently forcing the killers to do it as part of his “divine plan” in a ploy to cleanse us of sin that came from him punishing a rib-woman for eating an apple due to being coerced by a talking snake into doing so (another deep breath) and apparently loves us but throws us into a nightmarish realm of fire to burn eternally for not believing in him because he played ant-farm with us and gave us evidence that directly contradicts what he “told us” in order to test our faith (yet ANOTHER deep breath) makes more sense than this?

  3. daqq says:

    Oink?

  4. Maurog says:

    Why do these people have this need to mock the religions of others?

    I will pray for Marie to be touched by His noodly appendage and see the light.

  5. Timegirl4468 says:

    Mocking? Who’s mocking? And if we were, how come the Atheists can do it and we can’t? Its not FAIR. If you don’t want us to mock you, which, by the way, we don’t currently, you shouldn’t mock us. WE are a legitimate religion too. And just because you think that an old naked guy is more feasible than a Flying Spaghetti Monster, doesn’t mean it is. I mean, who would want to make something looking like US? come on. Aren’t we just the weirdest looking things? It was OBVIOUSLY a mistake, or else your god is so vein he just wants to see himself walking around all the time. I would blow holes in your argument, but i have Spaghetti to eat. Ramen.

  6. BigboneDP from OZ says:

    Hey Marie, wake up!!!

    There is no god.

  7. JuulManden says:

    Marie, i want you to look up one word: Satire

  8. Cletus the Average Teabagger says:

    hay their yoos stoopit pastferins dont yoos knot no that my frend jeebus hates yoos peeppoles an yer stoopit sketti monser? yoos make gud kristshuns like mee and jeebus sik! jeebus also hates blaks, joos, kweers, libels, wimin, edjamakated peeppoles, innywun hoo dont not nun like nascar, or dusnt own guns, or aint not reel m’AAAAArkins, thats theres in tha by-bull! yoos dum pasterferins dont not no that wen them there foundin’ fellers seded freedum of relijin, theys theys didunt knot meen basketti.

    yoos need too quit tinkin so much and git sum guns and cept jeebus as yer saver liek tha by-bull sez!

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