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You and your so-called followers sicken me

Published May 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

It is disheartening at least and sickening at worst that you sought to make a website solely for your foolish beliefs, serious or not, that a dish of pasta created you. Flying Spaghetti Monster? Yes. The meal doesn’t even have sauce, you delusional communists (because you know that if you eat pasta without sauce, it is nothing short of communism)! Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles. I am sincerely concerned for your sanity, but I don’t give a damn if God strikes you dead.

How dare you mock the Father in such a manner? To be atheistic is expected, as humans have little faith for what cannot be seen. But to mock the religions of others? That is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself. You are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig. Swine. Nothing more than something to be sneered at for smelliness. You and your so-called followers sicken me.

- Marie



322 Responses to “You and your so-called followers sicken me”

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  1. Ctrlzmankind says:

    “solely for your foolish beliefs”
    “But to mock the religions of others? That is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself”

    If this is a troll message, then it is damn good!

    If it is real, however… then stupid marie is stupid.

    Also…
    “Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles”
    Are you up for the same challenge was proposed?

    Seriously, this could really be a lulz mail. It just seems too perfectly stupid.

  2. Reverend Chris says:

    I love how so many “Christians” preach of turning the other cheek and how it is wrong to mock or be disrespectfull to other peoples religons and in the same sentence use profanity to describe how they wish horrific and unchristian like acts apon the followers of another religion. Religous Zelots are the downfall of religons not other religons. For all the “back door” christians and other false followers of thier religons read your actual bible and not the comic version, then you might learn how it is to be a believer instead of a tool.

  3. CanadaBri says:

    Awww, come on Marie. How can you take it seriously? Do you actually believe that we would eat Spaghetti without sauce? That’s just absurd, and a total misconception propagated by the mainstream media.

    • Dante says:

      the great spaghetti conspiracey

  4. Amy says:

    I’ve been allergic to tomatoes all my life, and therefore have been eating pasta sauce-less for my whole life. Does that mean I’ve been a communist my whole life, and didn’t even know it? Huh…you learn something new every day. Ramen.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Might I suggest pesto, or even better – clam sauce?

      • Not so hairless Ape says:

        Clam sauce?

        HERETIC!!

        • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

          Sauceless pasta is the abomination, Notso. There are many ways to come to our pasta lord. Another would be to follow the teachings of the great prophet, Al Fredo.

      • Dr. Bolognese says:

        How about Alfredo? Not a tomato in sight yet it IS a sauce!
        Now carbonara and Lo Mein are right out!

    • Zuri says:

      Sauceless pasta? Please, enough with the foolishness.

  5. Ereshkigal says:

    Another comment from a new pastafarian :)

    “It is disheartening at least and sickening at worst that you sought to make a website solely for your foolish beliefs, serious or not, that a dish of pasta created you. Flying Spaghetti Monster? ”

    - You have to be joking, if you have the guts to write thousands of books and bulls about witches, demons, darkness, barbed celestial mans, giant fishes, wars without proof, womans created from ribs, and discuss them in tv programs, magazines and your own websites, then why the pastafarians can not have theirs?, you are an intolerant person, because we are not trying to convert you, condemn you, or kill you for not believing in the FSM, but you are.

    “Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles. I am sincerely concerned for your sanity,”

    - OF COURSE HE CAN!, I mean, you don´t read history books???, every God can do miracles, – Heracles – 11th labor, the golden apples of Hesperides, some stories say that Heracles convince Atlas to take the apples while Heracles himself was supporting the Earth in his back, other stories say that Heracles himself destroy the Dragon that guard the apples. 12th work, He managed to capture Cerberos in the underworld, and some stories also claim that he was capable of hurting Hades himself in his throne… /Tablet 6 of Gilgamesh Epic: Ishtar ask her Father Anu to send the “Bull of Heaven” to avenge her, Anu refuses and Ishtar threatens with “unleash the dead over the land”, “I will raise the dead over the living to devour them” “because they outnumber the living”, Anu releases the Bull, (Taurus constellation) and the heroes Gilgamesh and Enkidu destroy the creature… / The Ramayana: Matali talks with Rama: “shoot the arrow of Brahma against Ravana, and Brahma will be the one that kills him”, Rama tooks the golden dart that was created by Brahma in the long past, it has the wind in it´s feathers and the sun in his point, the Maru and Mandara in his weight, in his wood, the divinities of terror, Kuvera, Varuna, and it has the shape of Dead”…. So, if all those Gods can work miracles, and the only requirement was to be written in a holy book, then the FSM is also capable of miracles!

    “but I don’t give a damn if God strikes you dead. ”

    - Again, another person that does not know the meaning of the words that they are using… what God?, your word God is not yours, it belongs to other cultures, God comes from “ōðr” and that my friend, is the older way to refer to Odin, because you have your roots as an american in England, and England was not a christian people all the time, some of them were druidic and others believers of Odin in the past, that word was adapted to the christian names that you were introduced to them by the romans, and even the latin name: “Deus”, comes from “Θεός”, in greek, and is a common term to refer to Zeus, and again, you CAN NOT say that this is a new word or a real meaning or those things, an airplane is an airplane even if you say JET, COMBAT AIRPLANE or another word that means the same, you are naming Zeus in that comment, so, I don´t thing that Odin or Zeus are going to strike me dead…

    “How dare you mock the Father in such a manner?”

    - Again, which Father?, and even so, if you Christians have mock Galileo, Kepler, Copernicus, Darwin, and even Hawking, why us, as pastararian, will have not the right to mock you?, you love to mock science and other religions, but when yours is mocked then you jump in your seats and write bunch of nonsense about your nonsense book, written by people that believe that the earth was flat, that the sun was an angel, that diseases are the wrath of god, and that an eclipse is the first sign of Armaggedon

    “hat is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself. You are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig”

    - I will not discuss here again from where the word Hell really comes, but from where the Satan word come, that word comes from “devel”, that is an ancient German word that comes from “diabolus”, evil in latin, and was borrowed from “diabolos” wanderer in greek, and that word is applied to some creatures fround in Hades, it was named in the epic tale of Sisifo, you christians, in your need to destroy other cultures and religions, adopt all their gods and heroes and turned into demons, even Satin in Hebrew is just a word that describes “to oppose”, none of your demons are real, and those they are is because they were Gods, and even good gods in other cultures, Belial?, is just an adaptation of Ya´al, “all that is good” in old Babylonian, and Bel comes from Lord, as Beelzebu “Lord of Flies”, then: “Lord of all that is good and money”, in their early ages, your faith condemned all material things as evil, and this God, “often depicted as a goat” was adopted as demon, Legion?, it was just a mock and a early christian form of denigrate the roman army, the numbers claimed by the bible does not match any of the formations of the roman legion, but it was very curious that the text were introduced right after the burn of Jerusalem by Vespasiano, Baphometh? just introduced into the christian church in 1100, but the records indicate a strong posibility of an malinterpreted hindu icon, (don´t believe the websites of fanatics and ignoratns that claim that this name comes from the times of Christ), all your demons are just other gods and fabrications of your fanaticism, and even your Satan, the main story of Satan in the bible is when God throws him to damnation from Heaven, “Luke 10:18″, but if you read a few history books, you will see that your faith is the one that copy another religions and turns into your own advantage, that story was written thousands of years before even the jews were in Earth, before your God and your Bible, and you can found it in the Enuma Elish, but it was not the light and good that created but Tiamat and Apsu, they were not evil gods, some consider them as “entropic” or chaotic, they created other gods that begin the “movement” of the universe, Tiamat and Apsu planned to destroy them at the end it was Mardruk, son of Ea, who defeat them and created the universe, the text is perhaps a bit strange but sometimes you can found some great similitudes between them… so, no, your Satan does not even exist, and if He exists, is perhaps another god from another religion.

    “You and your so-called followers sicken me.”

    - I believe that you need to be sicken about yourself, for being able to write such comment without thinking about what you were writing…

    anyway

    FSM bless these absurd hate mails

    Ramen

    -Again, sorry to all pastafarians for bad english, not my native language :)

    • morgan says:

      i agree it is an isult to us true pastafarians

  6. FoodForFido says:

    Communism is pretty cool anyway. Red’s a pretty damn funky colour.

  7. Keith says:

    Marie, as in Marie (or Mary) Celeste? Adrift at sea and nothing inside. (OK, it’s a forced joke but I couldn’t resist it).

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