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You and your so-called followers sicken me

Published May 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

It is disheartening at least and sickening at worst that you sought to make a website solely for your foolish beliefs, serious or not, that a dish of pasta created you. Flying Spaghetti Monster? Yes. The meal doesn’t even have sauce, you delusional communists (because you know that if you eat pasta without sauce, it is nothing short of communism)! Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles. I am sincerely concerned for your sanity, but I don’t give a damn if God strikes you dead.

How dare you mock the Father in such a manner? To be atheistic is expected, as humans have little faith for what cannot be seen. But to mock the religions of others? That is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself. You are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig. Swine. Nothing more than something to be sneered at for smelliness. You and your so-called followers sicken me.

- Marie



322 Responses to “You and your so-called followers sicken me”

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  1. Wil says:

    Delusional communists? I’m actually hurt. I am a communist! I sadly disregarded the rest of the letter after that

  2. By The Way says:

    Thank You. For calling us pigs anyway. They are nice clean smart animals. But the rest hurt. You dare accuse us of being inconsiderate! I have many Christian Friends who know that I am a Pastafarian and they dont give a crap! You can go rot in hell yourself!

  3. By The Way says:

    Thank You. For calling us pigs anyway. They are nice clean smart animals. But the rest hurt. You dare accuse us of being inconsiderate! I have many Christian Friends who know that I am a Pastafarian and they dont give a crap! You can go rot in hell yourself!

  4. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    By the way, has anyone seen ANY deity “save souls and work miracles”??

    • Danimal says:

      No but I did see a stripper named Deity who works at the strip club “Miracles” on highway 6.
      RAmen
      Danimal

      • Saldoom says:

        RAmen brother Danimal

  5. Free Voice Network says:

    “You and your so-called followers sicken me”. It is you, the conservatives that sickens the rest of the world. And that because you sit in front of a TV all day long, watching all the crap they offer you, all the stupid conspiracy theorists having no clue from the world outside.

    “you delusional communists”…another McCarthy’s ghost. Communism has nothing to do with what you think about. The Soviet Union and many other “communist” countries are not communists. Even their leaders claim to be national bolseviks (nationalists) or authoritarian state capitalism which has nothing to do with the principles of socialism-Marxism. But you watch too much TV and you are brainwashed. Your critical thinking is poor so the only thing you do is to reproduce cheap conservative propaganda. Just like a parrot, you repeat phrases here and there that the media told you to do. And like a sheep you worship a god that you have no idea if it exists or not? You never question about things that happen in life do you? You just believe whatever you see without asking “is this true”, “should things be like that”?

    “How dare you mock the Father in such a manner?” it’s freedom of speech you jackass! The Third Reich is gone, we don’t live in a theocratic society we can say whatever we want for your stupid God. Are you gonna call Gestapo for us?

    If you pitiful puratanists want to live in a society where religion is dominant, homosexuality is prohibited, foreigners, anarchists, artists are executed why you don’t pack up your stuff and move to Iran or Saudi Arabia, there you can find the regime you like! Morality, strict authority and no freedom of speech. Oh I know… you want Christianity to take over the world really… and we want justice for the 1 million victims of the inquisition, one of the biggest death toll in the human history.

    The biggest crimes have made in the name of an organized religion. Nobody can deny that! It’s fact!

    I hope you see.

    Long live the FSM

  6. The noodle pope says:

    In fact christianity hasn’t recognize any real miracle( miracle that the church and science recognise as one) since the begin of 20th century.It seems ( and Young has proven it) that trough history, more science was progressing less miracle where seen. Before the 17th century miracle where outstanding like saint walking kilometers without a head or arm growing back. But people have grown developping criticism with the accessibility to instruction. So before, christianity would have consider a lake entirely frozing in a single night like a miracle but today, to merit this title the phenomena need to be something like a cancer cured by praying etc.So it show that more whe found explanation to the thing that happens to humanity (like tempature for frozing lake) the more the ”miracle” are tough to found.
    And so, miracle being a social phenomena, its entirely possible that our great lord FSM would have performed miracle and save our soul or at leat as much possible than yours.

  7. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    What?? You dare to mock the Noodly One? To be delusional is one thing, since you’ve been brainwashed since early childhood, but to denigrate the One True Pasta Dish is to stoop low enough to even test the benevolence of the Saucy One. Sanctimonous swine! Lucky for you there’s no Anti-Pasta to steal your soul, so at least you’ll get flat beer and Chippendales with STDs.

  8. Prophet of Pirates says:

    As the descendent the the father-son pirate duo, Jospeh Brooks Sr. and Joseph Brooks Jr. who both sailed with blackbeard, I must point out that the FSM has touched this wourld with his Noodly appendage, and has smeared his sauce of truth across the bredth of the land and seas. His Truthiness is defined by an Unquestionable Gerble Laughing at a yellow pig. If yo can explain that statement, then you are truly blessed. In the name of the Flying, the Speghetti, and the Holy Monster, Ramen

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