You and your so-called followers sicken me

Published May 17th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

It is disheartening at least and sickening at worst that you sought to make a website solely for your foolish beliefs, serious or not, that a dish of pasta created you. Flying Spaghetti Monster? Yes. The meal doesn’t even have sauce, you delusional communists (because you know that if you eat pasta without sauce, it is nothing short of communism)! Let’s see your deity save your soul and work miracles. I am sincerely concerned for your sanity, but I don’t give a damn if God strikes you dead.

How dare you mock the Father in such a manner? To be atheistic is expected, as humans have little faith for what cannot be seen. But to mock the religions of others? That is to stoop lower, into the depths of Hell itself. You are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig. Swine. Nothing more than something to be sneered at for smelliness. You and your so-called followers sicken me.

– Marie

327 Responses to “You and your so-called followers sicken me”

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  3. Bazzacuda says:

    Satan has a pet pig !!?? Cool !! Are there photos ?

    • Keith says:

      The photos are on display in the basement.

  4. Rasputin says:

    Sorry, I missed something. What’s this about Satan’s pet pig?

    • The Sauceror says:

      According to Ave Marie, we “are hardly worthy of being Satan’s pet pig”. Although, at the same time we are “swine”, and we are known for our smelliness.

      Along with Jaysus-is-Lard, Marie is one of the very few who have ever come close to an accurate description of a borched mesom. This is a sign!

      I’m not sure what it all means, but I’m going to get (another) beer to celebrate. Ramen.

      • Rasputin says:

        Ah yes, sorry! I hadn’t read the hate-mail which commenced this section.
        Satan’s pig: What a great name for a heavy metal group.

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