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Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.

Published May 9th, 2010 by user-submitted

I was reading the lyrics of the current pirate’s theme song and was disappointed about the lies, so i revised it. here you go:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We pillage, we plunder, we eat ramen, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We give candy to the kids,

Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We’re cooks, not crooks, we love you all,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We all Drink grog, and then set sail, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We bring praise, spread the word 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We eat the noodles, and dring the grog, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

We’re freinds, preists, prophets, and monks, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We’re helping all that we see, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We are sterotyped and attacked everyday,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

Aye, but we’re loved by The Flying spaghetti monster, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo 



8 Responses to “Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.”

  1. Brian Fritzen says:

    Rum all ’round. Yarr.

  2. pinataheart says:

    Yay! I love songs! Pastafanarianism needs more songs for its gospel.

  3. Jason says:

    Raaamen!

  4. Devout Heathen says:

    Avast ye landlubber! Have ye not heard? Eye before Eee except after Sea!

  5. Chandalen says:

    Somebody want to officially sing/record this? It will be pretty cool

  6. Melanie says:

    @ Chandalen : my friend is a really good singer. I’ll ask her to sing it and upload it to youtube!

    The lyrics don’t fit at some points but still, really awesome!

  7. Lesia Medellin says:

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  8. scrapbox says:

    There are a lot of strange comments on here.

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